god must be the greatest comedian i know

song: cruel world by lana del rey 'i got your bible and your gun, and you love to party and have fun'

a daughter of aphrodite, evelyn embodies a great deal of her mother and possesses her greatest power: the ability to hold the attention of the room in the palm of her hand. she's an unstoppable beacon of lust and love - though always unattainable, do the point where it drives people mad when she really pushes it.

song: strange time by matt maltese ‘now that we're doomed, let me show you to your room'

of course evelyn has found herself a beautiful home in kola, surrounded by walls and the security that she knows is limited. she's bright and breezy - all positive vibes and happiness, but she's always got an eye on the horizon. she's alone in the world, and she wants to change that before she ends up as live bait: the walls aren't that thick.

song: party politics by the rhythm method ‘she likes our Commons touch but she’s destined for the Lords’

a pureblood slytherin - could evelyn be anything else? she's top of her class at history of magic, she's pretty good at potions, but defence against the dark arts isn't her strength at all. she's on track to be head-girl, but that all depends if she can distance herself from the scandal of her ex and the fact she's been made to look a fool in front of the whole school. 

song: national anthem by lana del rey  ‘winin’ and dinin’, drinkin’ and drivin’, excessive buyin’, overdose and dyin’

evelyn boswell is a socialite - a flapper - a girl who wants to drink and drink and only drink the best. she goes where the party goes, and she's not loyal to anyone: not yet. she'll go to the parties at gatsby's, she'll go to the parties across the egg. as long as there's music and dancing and fine champagne, she'll be there.

STATS

FULL NAME: evelyn elizabeth boswell PRONUNCIATION: EH-veh-len | ee-lee-ZAH-be-th | BOH-ss-weh-ll MEANING: beauty/radiance REASONING: irish grandparents on one side means she was always going to get an old name NICKNAME(S): ev PREFERRED NAME(S): evelyn BIRTH DATE: 10/10/1996 AGE: 21 ZODIAC: libra  GENDER: female PRONOUNS: she/her ROMANTIC ORIENTATION: biromantic SEXUAL ORIENTATION: heterosexual (definitely up for discussion though, she loves girls really) NATIONALITY: british ETHNICITY: white british CURRENT LOCATION: kola, california LIVING CONDITIONS: renting a fuck off penthouse that is lavish and lush and perfect and very much not hers

BACKGROUND

BIRTH PLACE: lindo ward, london  HOMETOWN: kensington, london SOCIAL CLASS: upper middle EDUCATION LEVEL: BA (hons) in classics and history - she’s too fucking clever for her own good FATHER: dr elliot boswell (actual doctor doctor, making the old big bucks) MOTHER: mrs olivia emilia boswell (she’s making the most money, she’s the fucking queen of a lingerie empire that is just insane) SIBLING(S): n/a CHILDREN: n/a PET(S): n/a OTHER IMPORTANT RELATIVES: lol none PREVIOUS RELATIONSHIPS: the big fuck off one with the fiancé that’s left her unable to really trust (or fuck), fuelled by the fact her soulmate decided against being with her (this is an angsty mess that i really need to sort out in my mind). ARRESTS?: n/a PRISON TIME?: n/a

OCCUPATION & INCOME

PRIMARY SOURCE OF INCOME: mummy and daddy (even though they’re not talking to her now she’s run away from the very profitable marriage she was about to enter into) SECONDARY SOURCE OF INCOME: she’s just got herself a job working at a fashion firm in l.a., designing and modelling. it makes very little compared to what she’s used to but it’s more than she probably realises APPROXIMATE AMOUNT PER YEAR: unlimited tbh  CONTENT WITH THEIR JOB (OR LACK THERE OF)?: surprisingly PAST JOB(S): trainee trophy wife SPENDING HABITS: very excessive MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION: a first edition copy of anna karenina

SKILLS & ABILITIES

PHYSICAL STRENGTH: oh no sweetie, this isn’t her thing INTELLIGENCE: she’s got aalllll the brains TALENTS: languages, translations, designing, getting attention, keeping a stiff upper lip, learning from her mistakes SHORTCOMINGS: patience LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: english (native), french (fluent), italian (less than conversational), spanish (conversational), latin and ancient greek (written) DRIVE?: yes JUMP-STAR A CAR?: nope CHANGE A FLAT TIRE?: nope RIDE A BICYCLE?: yes SWIM?: yes PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?: no PLAY CHESS?: yes BRAID HAIR?: yes TIE A TIE?: yes PICK A LOCK?: no

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE & CHARACTERISTICS

FACE CLAIM: gabriella wilde EYE COLOR: green-blue HAIR COLOR: blonde HAIR TYPE/STYLE: mermaid waves down to her chest GLASSES/CONTACTS?: none DOMINANT HAND: right HEIGHT: 5′4″ WEIGHT: 110 lbs EXERCISE HABITS: yoga everyday, gym every other day, swimming twice a week SKIN TONE: freckles in the summer TATTOOS: ‘be still, thy heart. thou hast knownst worse than this’ - circling her right ankle like a daisy chain. initial of her soulmate on her left right finger. PEIRCINGS: both ears MARKS/SCARS: a scar on her left index finger NOTABLE FEATURES: her big big eyes USUAL EXPRESSION: resting bitch  CLOTHING STYLE: flowy dresses and heeled sandals and big sunglasses JEWELRY: a golden necklace with the libra constellation on it ALLERGIES: n/a DIET: no gluten, no dairy PHYSICAL AILMENTS: n/a

PSYCHOLOGY

JUNG TYPE: esfp ENNEAGRAM TYPE: 3 (achiever/performer) MORAL ALIGNMENT: lawful neutral TEMPERAMENT: sanguine-melancholic ELEMENT: air PRIMARY INTELLIGENCE TYPE: interpersonal APPROXIMATE IQ: 115 MEDICAL CONDITIONS/DISORDERS: previous bulimina nervosa, few minimal relapses SOCIABILITY: friendly to those that she thinks she can gain from, but they’re few and far between EMOTIONAL STABILITY: low at the moment, but it’s growing OBSESSION(S): the smiths, classical women (heroines and villains), approval of her peers COMPULSION(S): smoking PHOBIA(S): dying alone ADDICTION(S): smoking, attention DRUG USE: nope ALCOHOL USE: more than average - she’d have taps of champagne if she could PRONE TO VIOLENCE?: not at all

MANNERISMS

SPEECH STYLE: faster than average ACCENT: received pronunciation HOBBIES: reading, sketching, painting with watercolours HABITS: biting her nails when she hasn’t got acrylics on NERVOUS TICKS: tugging at her hair to find loose sections DRIVES/MOTIVATIONS: used to be to do as she was told, but now it’s a drive to make a name for herself FEARS: loneliness (not that she can get much more lonely) POSITIVE TRAITS: intelligent, honest & funny NEGATIVE TRAITS: selfish, manipulative & self-centred SENSE OF HUMOR: dad jokes  DO THEY CURSE OFTEN?: quite often CATCHPHRASE(S): ‘jesus wept’

FAVORITES

ACTIVITY: reading ANIMAL: horse  BEVERAGE: strong gin martini or expensive champagne BOOK: ovid’s metamorphoses  CELEBRITY: princess diana COLOR: burgundy DESIGNER: elie saab FOOD: beef tartar FLOWER: narcissus GEM: diamond HOLIDAY: new year MODE OF TRANSPORTATION: walking now, driving in england MOVIE: gone girl MUSICAL ARTIST: morrissey, matt maltese, lorde or lana del rey QUOTE/SAYING: ‘i cannot live without my live! i cannot live without my soul!’ SCENERY: a city skyline at night SCENT: chanel no5 and snuffed candles SPORT: rugby SPORTS TEAM: england  TELEVISION SHOW: nothing at the moment WEATHER: autumn sun VACATION DESTINATION: the maldives

ATTITUDES

GREATEST DREAM: finding someone who will cherish her forever GREATEST FEAR: dying alone MOST AT EASE WHEN: at work, with her head down and the buzz of the workroom LEAST AT EASE WHEN: at home, at night, when her mind goes crazy WORST POSSIBLE THING THAT COULD HAPPEN: she’d be weak enough to go back to the fiancé  BIGGEST ACHIEVEMENT: graduating BIGGEST REGRET: pretending to be happy with someone who never loved her  MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT: being sick in the car after getting drunk the first time she met her fiancé’s parents BIGGEST SECRET: she wonders what purpose her life has now TOP PRIORITIES: sorting out her life

VERSES (FOR NOW)

great gatsby

harry potter

the end

demi god

WANTED CONNECTIONS

ROMANTIC.

soulmate - oh, she thought they’d be together in the end, and she went to his house after dumping her fiancé because she was fucking brave - and he wasn’t there, and it probably serves her right. so she aches because half of her soul is missing, and the pain won’t stop. (m)

ex fiancé  - he fucked with her, and fucked her friends. she loved him. it’s a fucking mess. (m)

confusion - how has she managed to do this? how can she be in her thoughts all the time? it doesn’t make sense how she loses her breath like this. (f)

PLATONIC.

hand to hold - someone who looks out for evelyn when she refuses to look out for herself.

leave me be  - the frenemy. they fucking argue constantly but they’re deathly loyal.

us against the world- no-one understands how evelyn fits in the world, no-one but this one. the only one who can translate what’s in her head.

ENEMIES.

i’m lia!!! and this is my baby evelyn!! she’s a little amalgamation of muses i’ve had in my mind for a while, so she’s probably the most precious thing to me!! i am very happy to be here!!

evelyn is v v posh, let’s get that sorted right now. like she’s more money than sense and always has done. the issue is that she’s just run away from a marriage in london to a man who was fucking lots of others, so she was like ‘deuces’

she’s clever but she’s manipulative, she’ll want the whole room looking at her - when she was at uni, she thought everyone was looking at her all the time and you can’t convince her otherwise 

it’s like mummy and daddy issues (they loved her from a distance) fused with a fucking attention complex

the biggest fucking plot i want is for her soulmate: the guy who was closer to her than her fiancé, but she would always put aside because of the fiancé with the money (did i mention she’s a stone cold bitch). i want it to be like she left the fiancé, came to find the soulmate, but he was sick of waiting for her to make up her mind or even be the slightest bit brave. so she ran away and they’ve managed to run to the exact same place, because they’re fucking soulmates !!!