“Ah, that’s good enough of a reason. So, no to ‘Rosie’, ring around the rosy, and yes to ‘Rose’, yeah? Though, you know, ‘Rosie’ sounds more like a term of endearment than ‘Rose’ does.”
“But, it’s your choice that matters most, Rosie.”
“Good, thank you for understanding. And it may sound like it, but trust me - it is not. It’s belittling, and I just do not like it, and ultimately prefer if everybody ever refrains from calling me that.”
“Look - I know you think you’re being funny - but my threat of rhyming couplets is about to be upgraded to a crossbow aimed in your general direction...”















