Shit Kenzo Tenma does: - gets distracted on his way to a date and buys a clock instead - vents about his problems to a child in a coma - gets drunk and wanders around Düsseldorf yelling about his piece of shit boss - cries while eating a sandwich - passes out from not sleeping or eating and then promptly nags the guy who helps him about smoking too much - laughs at a scary mercenary because he didn’t know how to use chopsticks (and then immediately regrets it) - gets hit by a car on TWO separate occasions - is apparently so pure of heart that a fucking bird lands on him - is given food by total strangers on several occasions because he’s like the human version of a really sad stray dog - threatens to stab a man in the carotid artery with a ballpoint pen - uses a stapler to close a wound holy shit he doesn’t fuck around with first aid - accidentally adopts a child - smuggles a sniper rifle into a library - goes on a picnic while wanted for murder