♛ M O R g e n c a f e

Any Other Driver: *looks at track limit* FIA: *Hands them a 600 place grid penalty, has them start next race from the moon, their family is disgraced for eternity, snakes manifest physically in their house* Lewis Hamilton: *Drives his car through a farmer’s market destorying several fruit carts, drinks three beers during the race, runs over Pastor Maldonado’s foot, is somehow released from pit with four different wheels and NO wheels at the same time, has a wee against a track wall, throws a banana peel at a Manor and uses tournament banned glitch shortcut* FIA: Aww, little Hamil-wamilton. Don’t you worry–your teamy-weamy needs to pay five dollars to fix the mistakey boo-boos okay? Now go play! Have funsies!

no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom