my lord i very well told you so

quitting my job to become a lake monster

my submission to the dark lord doesn't really mean anything she submits to me on tuesdays and thursdays. you have some really regressive ideas about sexual dynamics between women you need to work through. stop looking at my womb tattoo

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

As leftists we must provide support to Morgana's regime in Camelot regardless of petty ideological differences

I need that woman CRYING and SHAKING because of something that is ENTIRELY HER FAULT

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

be there in 15 mins. i'm wearing a red robe fastened at the waist with a thick golden rope. oh, and i'm cherubic,