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If Julien was a cat, he would be firstly: black all over EXCEPT on his belly where he has a huge cream colored spot, and secondly: one of thouse super expensive purebred cats with shiniest fur known to mankind. Will swat at you for fun. Will come for cuddles and act like he was just chilling there and YOU came here desperate for affection. Hates vet visits, will swat at the doctor for no reason.

If Thaisha was a cat she would be a giant chatty black mainecoon who KNOWS she's adorable and majestic and will use it against you. Also can open shit even you struggle to, smart as hell for a cat. Will complain if you refuse to cuddle with her. Will eat random plants, somehow knows wich ones are fine.

If Vaelus was a cat she would be one of thouse skinny slightly weird looking ones with short fur, that also cost a shit ton of money. You will see her only when she wants you to. Usually doesn't cuddle with anyone, but might let you pet her. Will fight untill blood if she deems it necessary.

If Azune was a cat he would be a rescue with biggest, prettiest, saddest eyes in the world, somewhere in-between long and short hair, ginger and so so good at fucking shit up and then making an innocent face like he did nothing wrong ever (and you WILL believe him). Won't come for cuddles, but will melt if you yoink him and start petting. Eats so fast you won't have time to blink untill the food is gone. Makes wiwiwi sound when you give him treats.

If Murray was a cat she would be ginger as well, smartest cat ever, short as hell legs, generally small with ENORMOUS ears and fluffiest tail. Always looks like she got places to be. Differently colored legs, one has a grey "sock", all the beans are spotted and got one extra bean per paw. Will get spooked by cucumbers. And big moths. Generally anxious, will sleep in weirdest places and positions possible

If Kattigan was a cat, wich is ironic, he would be a huge forest cat/domestic mix, looks mean as hell, but the second he approves of you, he's the sweetest boy in the world. Will mix well into a bush if he wants to. Was raised alongside dogs and then raised Wulferic, so they're both a bit odd. Or he'd be a dog, but I'm not sure wich one yet

If Wick was a cat he'd be one of thouse with folded ears, very clingy and usually not very loud, but the moment he's stressed out you will hear him a mile away. Light bluish-grey, tolerates grooming like a champ, even enjoys it, but will sometimes inconvenience you to get a treat. Will eat only his specific diet and drink only from a fountain, but you can also just yoink him and he's just so chill with being handled

Tyranny would either be an actual goat, or weird fuzzy sphinx with extra toes and huge ears. Will commit crimes. Will swat you if you're mean. Seems to understand you perfectly, so no calling her «stinky», she WILL remember. Grooms Wick, they both have separation anxiety and must share all the nap spots. Will hunt mice for some reason. And flies. And your fingers

If Thimble was a cat, she'd be a teeny tiny kitty with attitude that just doesn't fit inside her. She's not a kitten, she just. Didn't grow. Will hunt mice and whoever she doesn't like, but all other animals are super fine. Mischievous mastermind, will commit crimes on occasion. Will also jump off of heights that look simply dangerous for a creature her size. Somehow make it every time.

If Hal was a cat he'd be that one that just. Can't shut up. He doesn't have this feature. He's either eeping in a sunny spot or making SOME sort of sound. Have you ever seen a dramatic cat? Yes? Turn in 200% and behold: Halandil. Will look miserable at a minor inconvenience, make saddest face and whine, but not swat anything. Was spicy at some point but calmed down. Fluffy as fuck, maybe not a full mainecoon, but like 3/4 for sure. Nowadays, sweetest cat from the start and more he likes you, better it gets. If he does not like you, you'll never know though. Will try to comfort every stray animal you put in front of him. If it resembles a baby, he's involved now. Will try to groom you. He will. You're not walking away without being licked.

If Occtis was a cat, he'd be some thin expensive breed as well, but with extra toes. Blackish-brown, huge sad green eyes. He's smart, but shy. Will open doors, but only whenhe thinks no onecan see him, or if he trusts whoever is near. A rescue, but would be skittish regardless. Found a half dead fox kit once, refused to leave him, now he & Pin are a package deal. Wants cuddles, but won't initiate it. Might hiss a lot, but usually doesn't swat. Wich doesn't mean he never does that, just. Rarely.

If Bolaire was a cat, he'd be fluffy reddish brown, with a huge tail, exactly until he gets wet. He's 80% fluff, 10% cat and 10% attitude. It might seem like not a lot of attitude, but in proportion to a cat it's a lot. Has white face, dark paws, and almost absolutely nothing on his belly for some reason. There's a little tiny amount of short white fluff and nothing else. Smart, but will never act like he is, if he can get away with it. Will be moody unless he gets princess treatment. Never eats, unless he's sure no one can see him. Will purposefully leave his fur everywhere. Won't cuddle with anyone he doesn't absolutely adore. Scared of doors and hinged lids.