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But who you really want is #2 - the one whose knees lock together, whose cheeks squeeze tight. You want to pull apart her cheeks and examine her bottom hole. Prod it and ask why she’s so shy. Maybe her mama took her temperature over the kitchen table. Or she wriggled when her papa slid a fat finger up her bottom, holding in her soapy enema. Perhaps she was bent over a teacher’s lap, anxiously conjugating verbs while he pushed a pencil inside her bum. Maybe she liked it, maybe she didn’t. There is a story, and you will gently tease her hole as she tells it. 

I made the school swim team daddy

Can you come help oil up

I invited the whole faculty round to celebrate daddy I hope you don’t mind

Do you want to watch as the entire teaching staff stand around me and have a goon party

You can goon too if you want, you can stand beside them all and join in edging and milking hot fresh slimy spunk all over my body