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Send me a ship and I'll rate it:

👑: OTP

❤: I love it

🥰: it's really cute

🌟 : not a bad ship

👍: neutral

😐: I don't really like it

🤢: NOTP

👀: I don't know the ship well enough

Bring it

#i'm bored #so i'm rating ships #cause i feel like it #so bring it in #and give a ship to rate #otp #ship #rating

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[also underworld in 2004]:

Achilles: *walks in, tears in his eyes*

Patroclus: "So what did they get wrong this time?"

Achilles: *wiping his eyes*

Achilles: "Nothing, it was perfect"

Patroclus: "Then what's wrong?"

Achilles: *crying* "Hephaestion said 'if I'm Patroclus I die first, then you Achilles' to Alexander and at the end he actually died first and Alexander followed him 8 months later"

Achilles: *reliving his trauma* "He said I'm his favorite, because I loved you so much I killed Hector for you, Patroclus! I want to meet him!"

Patroclus: *sighs and pats Achilles on the head*

Patroclus: "We really need to stop letting you out to watch movies about Greece"

#sorry #but when I saw this old post about troy #saved in my gallery #i suddenly realized #Alexander also came out in 2004 #and they referenced Achilles and Patroclus A LOT #and they very much put emphasis on the fact they were lovers #just like Alexander and Hephaestion #also i kinda love the idea of Achilles #coming out of the underworld every few years #to watch movies about himself #alexander 2004 #troy 2004 #incorrect quote #patrochilles incorrect quotes #patrochilles #alexander the great #hephaestion

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"Achilles and Patroclus were more than Friends". I say in the mic. The crowd Boos I turn to leave "They're right" Says a voice I turn and look, Its Alexander the Great.

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Odysseus: How do you do it, Achilles? How do you silence that little voice that says "Think"?

Achilles: You mean Patroclus?

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I have so much elaborate hangster fanfics to finish...

So can someone tell me why am I currently writing a crackfic where Rooster and Hangman play rock paper scissors over who gets to propose first?

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This again, but this time it's a crackfic where Rooster and Hangman are in a backseat of a car driven by Pheonix (Bob's the passenger princess) and it turns out those two drive like maniacs

so our boys are just fighting for their lives in the back

#bob's just at the fron sipping coffee #like #“that's my girl”#totally calm #and Rooster and Hangman are freaking out #like those are the two most sensible people #that they know #and now they need to note #to NEVER get in the car with either of them #ever again #tgm #hangster #tgm fanfiction #top gun maverick

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We need an office romcom with Miles Teller and Glen Powell as leads

#this would heal me btw #truly #it's the one thing i need right now #like #fuck working and getting paid #i need to see this duo as idiots in love #literally asap #and they both have so much comedic potential #it would be perfect #trust me #miles teller #glen powell #hangster #tgm

Bruh, they were so close in this scene and for what ?!?!

LITERALLY MILIMETERS!!!!

Just kiss and get your shit together

#as my friend said #if this was an adult movie #one of the would grab the other's ass #right after this #and I've never agreed with something more #also #bold of her to assume it didn't happen #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #hangman top gun #rooster top gun #tgm #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw

Is Top Gun Maverick a romance movie?!

#not a serious question #we all know that it is #in fact #a romance movie #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #hangman top gun #rooster top gun #tgm #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw

Another person just told me I should start a podcast...

Should I just say "fuck it" and do it?

What the hell would I even talk about?

#the unrealistic part #it thinking I could just stick to one topic #i'm interested and passionate about like a hundred things #there's no way I can choose anything specific #also i have no idea how to setup a podcast #but I will honestly go mad if even one other person #tells me to start a podcast #i'm honestly considering starting it #just to shut people up #finally #whine post #podcast #advice #help #adhd moment #delusional #just tell me what to do

Help this is so funny

Rooster was fuming on the inside and Hangman was just enjoying himself

#please never let young Maverick and Hangman meet #the chaos would be uncontainable #and Rooster and Ice would both have an aneurysm #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #hangman top gun #rooster top gun #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #tgm

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This is the exact moment Hangman saw Rooster for the first time in the movie:

It literally looks like a porn intro

#dude bit his lower lip #like they do in the romance books #oh he was READY #just look at him #this is the man who knows exactly what he wants #and it's Rooster on top of him #lmao #hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #tgm #sereshaw #jake seresin #bradley bradshaw #hangman top gun #rooster top gun

Pretty much this, but he also wants to angry fuck him

Right before he throws him out of said window

#hangster #bradley rooster bradshaw #jake hangman seresin #roohang #top gun maverick #rooster x hangman #tgm #sereshaw

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So, I had such a shitty day today (perceeded by just a bit less shitty 2 days) I honestly feel like crap

I just want to cry

But like, I decided I'm gonna order a pizza from my favorite pizza place and put on the latest Knives Out movie instead, because, hell, I deserve it

...

"We are too busy to accept orders"

HOW IS IT THAT WHEN I LITERALLY NEED PIZZA TO NOT KILL MYSELF I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?!

I would cry, but it's honestly so fucking funny

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UPDATE

I got my pizza after all!

Life makes sense again

#i'm still stressed #and i still feel like shit #but now the future seems bright #life doesn't suck so much anymore #it's a success #i think #sorry for how offtop this whole post was

So, I had such a shitty day today (perceeded by just a bit less shitty 2 days) I honestly feel like crap

I just want to cry

But like, I decided I'm gonna order a pizza from my favorite pizza place and put on the latest Knives Out movie instead, because, hell, I deserve it

...

"We are too busy to accept orders"

HOW IS IT THAT WHEN I LITERALLY NEED PIZZA TO NOT KILL MYSELF I CAN'T EVEN GET THAT?!?!?!?!?!

I would cry, but it's honestly so fucking funny

#it's also like 1:30am now #why the hell are they so busy?!#anyway i'm crashing out #gonna go stare at my ceiling #and maybe cry a little #or write out some propts for hangster fics #that might help tbh #also if anyone wonders why i want pizze at 1:30am #insomnia #also i forgot to eat for the whole day #happens #adhd moment #at its finest

I have so much elaborate hangster fanfics to finish...

So can someone tell me why am I currently writing a crackfic where Rooster and Hangman play rock paper scissors over who gets to propose first?

#Bradley wins btw #i have nothing else to add #i fanficed to close to the sun #and now i need to write something stupid #to not get burried under all the angst #top gun maverick fanfiction #top gun maverick #hangster #sereshaw #roohang #top gun fanfiction #hangman top gun #rooster top gun #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #rooster x hangman #crack fic

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A question for the masses:

(without any context)

Why is Maverick frantically calling Bradley on his day off?

1. To tell him the guy Bradley punched last night is some higher up asshole who's now actively trying to get Bradley court martial-ed?

2. Or to tell him Ice is in the hospital?

Or do you have some other ideas?

I'm desperate

So which one?

Option 1

Option 2

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

Other ideas are very much welcome btw

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Huge thanks, for this suggestion!

I don't even know you, but you're officially my friend after this! I'm gonna put you in my will, I'm serious!

Putting them both together is actually perfect and it's double the drama!

Maverick calls to say that some asshole wants to get Rooster court martial-ed, Rooster is annoyed, but calms down a bit and tells Mav that he has no grounds to do that on so he doesn't have to worry.

And then Maverick says that it's not all and this is not the thing he's really calling about and Rooster tenses up again.

And then Mav drops a bomb on him and tells him Ice is in the hospital and Rooster freezes.

...

Ok, so I love that... Gotta go write it now lol

Stay tuned for the fic, because after your help you deserve to see the finished product asap

A question for the masses:

(without any context)

Why is Maverick frantically calling Bradley on his day off?

1. To tell him the guy Bradley punched last night is some higher up asshole who's now actively trying to get Bradley court martial-ed?

2. Or to tell him Ice is in the hospital?

Or do you have some other ideas?

I'm desperate

So which one?

Option 1

Option 2

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

Other ideas are very much welcome btw

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