17 years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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if i look back, i am lost
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shark vs the universe
Color Me Curious


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17 years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.

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till deactivation do us part
im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale
we need more men in STEM (Stockings, Tight pants, Eyeliner, Mesh tops)
i already don’t think “tumblr sexymen” are an actual phenomenon but when people include generic bishie anime pretty boys like fucking genshin impact or fire emblem characters in their fucking tumblr sexyman tierlists it actually pisses me off. like ok being attracted to a triangle or clock okay that’s weird but wanting to fuck a fire emblem character is actually painfully normal and you’re not a little freak i’m sorry :(
Tumblr users who didn't leave after the big NSFW ban seeing people come back after Elon Musk buys Twitter

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Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about
If you're a fan of gay sex I cannot recommend hummus enough
another example of otherwise incomprehensible Tumblr humour
"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"
*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*
"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"
list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
May I add?
Touching someone’s face with the back of your hand to see if they have a fever
Stopping to watch animals moving in groups (geese, fish, horses, butterflies, bees)
Helping an elderly person to walk or sit
telling stories around a fire
huddling together for warmth when it’s cold
marveling at sunlight through leaves
wonderment at the brightness of a full moon
bringing food to sick or grieving families
Girldick this, boydick that, I’m hunting MOBY Dick
Idris Elba's agent: so you have an offer to voice knuckles the echidna in-
Idris: I'm already on a plane to america

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Can you explain RAT SHIRT for me? I'm leaning toward getting one but I want to know what it means first.
If memory serves there was a shirt someone found at a Goodwill that just said RAT SHIRT all over and Otter drew some rats and we made our own version. For rat lovers everywhere!
I'm the original submitter! It was a sweatshirt with 5 dancing rats on it that i posted to my snapchat with "RAT SHIRT" excitedly on the image. It was for a local nutcracker production. I didn't get it cause it was itchy on the inside
Howl’s Moving Castle directed by Hayao Miyazaki
Studio Ghibli 2004
these tags are so funnyyyy
imagine banning woman boobs only to blast every user of your website with non stop ball shaving ads
You see, Perry the Platypus. This transgenderificator-inator will make ALL LONELY SINGLES IN THE TRISTATE AREA TRANS so it is easier for me to find t4t people on my dating app.
*cut to Doof realizing he got Un-Transgendered because he too is a lonely single*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Help me undo this, Perry the Platypus! I can't live like this!

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series: *male and female character make eye contact and smile*
me: oh no. oh god no please
It breaks my immersion in all kinds of media.
the pan to bi to aroace pipeline is so funny to me. it's just one extreme to the other. i love everyone to wait no i actually like no-one
“There is a thing here and it applies to everyone.”