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And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

can you put that thing on a leash?

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

also known as the fatty crazy

we love it

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Does anyone know what to do

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries