Mediocre

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

Oh my god

Lmfao the pause

where’s the lie

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m so mad because this worked

ROGER HELP ME

I’m going to try this

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

A true bard

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

😍

NEW YEAR NEW ME I am going to stop calling my friends trash and actually say HOW FUCKING TALENTED THEY ARE THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING

hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this

Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.

i really needed this one tonight

omfg

Do it!!!

Please do it

!!!!

Thank you…

It actually made me smile

I can’t stop smiling this made me feel way better than it should have 

In case you guys need it 💖

🖤

Awe that’s so cute everyone should use this 💜

i’m crying in gym class and i don’t know how long it’s been since i’ve felt like this. use this, it’s the best 💘

Try it please 💕

I needed this right now