Depressive Werewolf Nightmare Boy

Why are all the guys I know so fucking weird

Who do I need to punch?

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

I did not need to know that but thanks

I just meant I like looking at him! He's pretty!

….I’ve spent too much time around Wynd I’m sorry

There's no such thing

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

I did not need to know that but thanks

I just meant I like looking at him! He's pretty!

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

I’m sure Hartley would still be down to give you pointers. He’s really not that scary and he only hypnotizes rats with music now

I don't want to take away from the moment Bailey is having further down in this thread, but I do want to point out that Hart has ways of hypnotizing people without music. And it's very enjoyable.

He's giving you music lessons now? I didn't know he knew how to play. You sound fine, but if you really felt like you needed lessons, you could have asked Hart for help

"It's kind of embarrassing how much you're into that guy," says the man currently making sappy heart eyes at his phone because he found out one of his boyfriends makes novelty food-shaped disco balls as a hobby.

Back where I'm from, you can just eat tulips. You cannot eat tulips here. It's very unfair.

That... Does sound difficult, yes. You're -- is this, like, a "centaur turned into a horse" thing, or a horse-alien thing, or...?

Back where I'm from, you can just eat tulips. You cannot eat tulips here. It's very unfair.

That... Does sound difficult, yes. You're -- is this, like, a "centaur turned into a horse" thing, or a horse-alien thing, or...?

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

But he hasn’t done anything really. Wynd just has a fake rivalry with him

And I could fake maul him to death. Though he's done plenty to earn a very real mauling.

Look I’m not WW’s biggest fan either, but we really could just leave him alone

... I'll leave him alone if he leaves Wynd alone. Happy? But if he tries anything, I am going to unzip him like a damned suitcase.

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

But he hasn’t done anything really. Wynd just has a fake rivalry with him

And I could fake maul him to death. Though he's done plenty to earn a very real mauling.

You know, I really never thought Weather Wizard would feature in my life this prominently.

Same. This was not on my list of "things I expect to happen in my life when I move to Central."

He could feature less prominently in both your lives if you'd let it happen.

No, he usually saves the tender gazing for the back of your head. It's kinda gross.

He does not. You are insane.

Fine, don't believe me. I think you could do better anyways

No, he usually saves the tender gazing for the back of your head. It's kinda gross.

It's cool that my haunted house wants me to socialize and all but does it have to open a door to my sister's house while she and her situationship are canoodling

We were not. And stop calling him that. It's not a situationship, there is no situation to be shipping.

Canoodling you say?

Interesting

French requires you to touch each other’s jaws?

Wow, I haven't had someone angrily wash dishes at me in years

Except when I do try to talk privately, you turn evasion and subject changes into an Olympic sport. If you're mad I'm not talking to you about it directly, then you need to actually talk to me.