I had a dream where I layed down for a nap :)

theyre deleting every youtube poop. gone

theyre deleting every youtube poop. gone

why are you like this. how and why do you come up with this stuff. 

This is Real and its So Fucked Up

you are in a gymnasium. it’s cold and quiet and it smells like shit. you have to wait here for five hours before you are allowed to leave

people never say "nice" anymore its always "69" now like bruh can we have the word back

PUTIN SHIPS WHAT NOW

there’s a homestuck toy in my bts mcdonalds meal what do i do

Are we gonna ignore the fact that Rick rolling someone in Ireland is illegal or nah ?

Idk abt y'all but I'm frankly not ready for the Undertale movie adaptation Hulu is planning

so are we NOT gonna laugh about that 'please stay safe markimoo' person suing him for emotional damages

I thought the fuckboy face was funny, but the fact that people are now having plastic surgeries to freeze their faces in that position makes me uncomfortable. Like, imagine going to a job interview with that expression plastered on your face

Ok so tumblr staff were getting paid off by the porn bot creators the whole time??? Cool.

ok i was sceptical when john green announced he had a new book but when i found out it was about the fucking cock monologue?????

as if superwholock coming back was not bad enough, we have the tumblr-tesla buyout. just. fucking. great.

I COULD HAVE GONE MY WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT FINDING OUT THAT ELON MUSK WROTE THAT BILL GATES/READER FANFIC THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Wait, so I get the leap year thing, and the 100 year leap year skip, but NO ONE TOLD ME EVERY 2,000 YEARS WE HAD TO GO BACK TWO MONTHS. ITS TECHNICALLY MARCH RN

So did anyone else have “Bronies raid Hasbro for a continuation of friendship is magic?” Or just me?