I am not a dreamer, I am a football romantic

I spent 30 years as an email draft

what?

he said he spent 30 years as an email draft

oh ok thanks

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

it is, what most would call, a wonderful day in the beautiful sport of football

mikel arteta horrible things are coming your way and you will suffer. horrible horrible cunt doesnt deserve a single bit of happiness

Burnley everyone in the world except half of north london want u to win this

mb folks

i can’t fucking believe they’re going to the final

every tragically romantic song is about bernie clifton’s dressing room. you see this is because bernie clifton’s dressing room is a tragically romantic story. in this essay i wi-