A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED !

SCREAM   :

❛ Would you settle for a PG-13 relationship? ❜

❛ I’m sorry if my traumatized life is an inconvenience to your perfect existence. ❜

❛ You sick fucks. You’ve seen one too many movies! ❜

❛ Are you alone in the house? ❜

❛ We’re gonna play a little game. ❜

❛ My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me! ❜

❛ When do we see breasts? I wanna see Jamie Lee’s breasts. ❜

❛ You cut me too deep. I think I’m dying here, man. ❜

❛ You take a knife and you slit ‘em from groin to sternum. ❜

❛ I will totally protect you. Yo, I am so buff, I got you covered, girl. ❜

❛ We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, boo-gah, you die. ❜

❛ What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not a killer? ❜

❛ We already played that game, remember? ❜

❛ I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?  Don’t think so! ❜

❛ See, it’s a lot scarier when there’s no motive. ❜

❛ Oh, you wanna play psycho killer? ❜

❛ Oh, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface.  I wanna be in the sequel! ❜

❛ Well, you’re not going to be alone any more, right? ❜

❛ There’s always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. ❜

❛ I never thought I’d be so happy to be a virgin. ❜

❛ What’s your favorite scary movie?  What comes to mind? ❜

❛ You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish, you understand? ❜

❛ Tell me something.  Did you really put her liver in the mailbox?  ❜

❛ This is the moment when the supposedly dead killer comes back to life, for one last scare. ❜

SCREAM   2   :    

❛ I’m not interrupting anything, am I?  ❜

❛ Have you ever felt a knife cut through human flesh and scrape the bone beneath? ❜

❛ You should really deal with your trust issues. ❜

❛ This is just the kind of guy you’d love to bring home to mom… if… you had… a mom. ❜

❛ I was just reading in your book about your last cameraman, the guy got gutted. ❜

❛ First of all: he wasn’t gutted. I made it up. His throat was slashed. ❜

❛ You know, you must be getting quite a lot of flak on that, right? ❜

❛ Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. ❜

❛ Well, I was hoping I might get just a few words with you. ❜

❛ Tell us everything that’s happened, looking back on the last two years? ❜

❛ Whoa, Hey, hey, hey hey, Deep breaths, Lot of deep breaths. ❜

❛ Why do you always answer a question with a question? ❜

❛ Yeah, and I’m impatient. Look, do you want to leave a message for someone? ❜

❛ So, why don’t you show your face, you fucking coward? ❜

❛ The killer is trying to finish what was started. ❜

❛ If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who’s next. ❜

❛ So what do you wanna do, bonehead? Sit here, wait and see who drops next? ❜

❛ Don’t you know history repeats itself? Hm? ❜

❛ I thought I was gonna be up there until opening night. ❜

❛ So, uh… what’s your favorite scary movie? ❜

❛ Is that the best you can do?  ❜

❛ “Drink with your brain.” That’s our motto.  ❜

❛ That shit only calls you when he’s drunk. Don’t go over there. ❜

❛ No matter how hard you try, you’ll never be the hero and you’ll never, ever get the girl. ❜

SCREAM   3   :

❛ Not only did they-did they kill the film, but they killed my cast.. ❜

❛ Variety called me a “pariah”. I don’t even know what a “pariah” is. ❜

❛ Oh, it’s hard being friends with you, [Name].  ❜

❛ When you’re friends with [Name], you die. ❜

❛ It’s time you came to terms with me and with mother! ❜

❛ I had no idea they were going to make a film of their own.  ❜

❛ Fucking kill me! You can’t fucking kill me! ❜

❛ So, why don’t you tell me, who you are? ❜

❛ Answer right, your girlfriend lives. ❜

❛ I’m sorry I’m running late. I’m still on the 405. I’m about 10 minutes away. ❜

❛ Uh, look, since I got you on the phone, let’s talk about your character, okay? ❜

❛ See? I don’t understand why I have to start the scene in the shower. ❜

❛ When it’s a threat, you’ll know it. ❜

❛ The killer is in the house and he’s upstairs! ❜

❛ The question isn’t who I am. The question is: Who’s with me? ❜

❛ Now, do you have somewhere we can be… alone? ❜

❛ If you do one thing to attract attention to yourself, one thing, I’ll kill them both. ❜

❛ I don’t want them. I want you. It’s simple. You show yourself, they survive. ❜

❛ I’ll call you when you’re on your way. ❜

❛ How do I know they’re not dead already? ❜

❛ What’s the matter? What are you staring at? ❜

❛ You’re gonna pay for the life you stole from me, [Name]. ❜

❛ You did it all. You did it! You call them all, even your closest… friends. ❜

❛ How do you know you’re not hearing things? How do you know I’m not someone in your head? ❜

SCREAM   4   :

❛ You forgot the first rule of remakes: “Don’t fuck with the original”. ❜

❛ Oh, my God, I love it. I’ve seen it five times and still gets me every time. ❜

❛ Am I, or did whoever make it just underthink it? ❜

❛ Don’t we hear enough of this story every year? ❜

❛ I’m not trying to scare you.. ❜

❛ This is the last person you’re ever gonna see alive.  ❜

❛ You’re in my movie, you got a fun part, so don’t blow it. ❜

❛ People live and people die, and you’d better start running! ❜

❛ And I like him - To tease, to torment, to make him squirm! ❜

❛ Sorry about that. Just… making around before taking off. ❜

❛ It’s okay. I mean, you had… a lot of stuff… going on back then. ❜

❛ I think I have just enough time to slice someone open! ❜

❛ You do know there are cops all over the house? ❜

❛ You think this is all about you? You think you’re still the star? ❜

❛ You’ve done very well by all this bloodshed, haven’t you? ❜

❛ Well, how about the town you left behind? ❜

❛ I’m gonna slit your eyelids in half so you don’t blink when I stab you in the face. ❜

❛ But if you wanna be in the hospital, I’d be happy to put you there - in the morgue! ❜

❛ It’s kind of the one component the killer is missing. ❜

❛ You film your entire high school experience, and, what, post it on the 'net? ❜

❛ Well, if you wanna be the new, new version, the killer should be filming the murders. ❜

❛ Working on less of a Shrequel and more of a Screamake. ❜

❛ Ah, friends count, but it’s the family ties that cut deep. Am I right? ❜

“ fun is for suckers, ____. “

“ staring down the barrel of my own mortality beats fun. “

“ do ladies have midlife crises? “

“ however old you feel, ____, you definitely sound twenty-two. “

“ it’s my bad attitude that keeps me young. “

“ nothing in this world is easy. “

“ the universe is trying to fuck with me, and i refuse to engage. “

“ you can eat anything, take anything do anything. it’s impossible to destroy you, you’ll never die! “

“ ____, if it’s any consolation, i promise that you will get divorced someday. “

“ i would tell you but i think explaining it might give us both an aneurysm. “

“ you know, your friends can’t help you if you don’t let them. “

“ i need you to help me. you’re not helping me. you’re not helping me at all, you’re sabotaging me. “

“ it’s a long story involving multiple deaths. “

“ embracing the abyss is the only way to go forward. “

“ buildings aren’t haunted. people are. “

“ angels are all around us. “

“ no, i did not kill somebody. if i killed somebody, i’d play it cool, move to mexico, start a band. “

“ i think we have something really, really good and it’s worth pursuing. “

“ no, ____, we are not getting back together. especially not when your best argument is a warm body. “

“ i wouldn’t tell me anything, if i were you, because i’m not the kind of person that you tell secrets to. “

“ i think i finally found out a little something about how this world works. “

“ didn’t you get the news? we’re about to die. “

“ it doesn’t matter. i die all the time. “

“ you seem nervous. almost as if it’s occurring to you in this moment, maybe, possibly that this is going to be harder than you thought. “

“ you just blew up your whole life and you are serial-killer calm about it. “

“ do you think it’s possible to correct your life? “

“ i find myself in this position of finally being able to do things the right way. “

“ it happened. and it kept happening. and it got harder and harder for me to tell you anything. “

“ there was never going to be a right time for me to tell you anything. “

“ i can do it by myself. i can. “

“ no one can do anything by themselves. “

“ there is no way out of this situation. “

“ i can tell that you’re really bent out of shape about this ____ character, but we literally just met so none of this is on me. “

“ from what i gather, we are in this together. “

“ why do you think this is happening to us? “

“ i’m pretty sure that this is purgatorial punishment for being a bad person. “

“ this isn’t going to be very fun if you keep rejecting my theories. “

“ have i ever done anything, you know, memorably bad to you? “

“ i love that you’re a cunt, it makes me feel morally superior. “

“ you’re basically a child that the universe tasked me with babysitting. would you say that’s a fair assessment? “

“ if you were going to die today, would you be ready for it? “

“ holding two incompatible ideas in your head at the same time and accepting both of them… that’s the best of being human. “

“ listen, i know you think i’m a moral narcissist, but there are good guys and bad guys. and i am definitely a good guy. “

“ ____ chose you, and you don’t love him/her. you’re not faithful. “

“ nobody chooses me. i’m the hole where a choice should be. “

“ i’ve got to be honest with you. if i was inventing hell, it would look like this. “

“ i don’t want to be attached to anyone. “

“ i want to just at least maintain the illusion of free will. “

“ we are very unreliable narrators of our own stories. “

“ there’s so much i want to do and you just want to stay exactly the same. “

“ i prefer casual acquaintances over closer relations, and strangers above everybody else. “

“ how do you know that you’re real? “

“ we need each other. i need you. you need me. “

“ i do not want to do this alone. “

“ i love you so much. i cannot be the reason that you stop existing. i would never forgive myself. “

“ don’t ever let them tear us apart, okay? “

“ i am the party. “

“ that might be the last thing you ever say to me. “

“ thank you for changing my life. lives are hard to change. “

“ no matter how much we think we’re fooling people, our bodies… they can’t keep lying the way our minds can. “

“ i thought if i worked hard enough, if i kept putting the time in, and if i kept my head down, did everything right, i… this aching, gnawing feeling of being an absolute failure would go away. “

“ you were this… tiny seed buried in the darkness fighting your way to the light. you wanted to live. it’s the most beautiful thing in the world. do you still have that in you? “

“ i look at you, chasing down death at every corner and… where is that gorgeous piece of you pushing to be a part of this world? “

“ this is the day we get free. “

“ ____, you seriously don’t remember me? “

“ i need you to remember me. i need you to. “

“ i told you i know you. “