Stand! Bow! Good morning, you bastards!

"I can’t believe I’m askin’ this, but I need to start somewhere. So right, could ya reblog this if yer a Dangan Ronpa RP blog? It wont take long and it’s much easier this way, right?"

"… …"

"Oh well... I can return the favor..."

"I’m starting to regret this decision a little bit.." 

"Regretting it? For shame."

"Really? Giving little ol' me the silent treatment? How rude..."

 ”You do not have anything else you must attend to?”

"Not at the moment."

"Because your reactions are entertaining!"

"… .Just leave me alone, I do not wish to speak with you!"

"Leaving you alone? What fun would that be?"

"Monokuma?!"

"No, it's the Easter Bunny-- Who the hell do you think it is, dumbass? Of course it's me!"

 ”then beat it. I ain’t got time fer yer damn talk of despair or whatever. I’ve more important things to go do then listen to ya talk about shit.”

"More important things? Really? I didn't think you had anything else important to do."

"You know, I'm just going to let you dwell on that one, because you really can't be that stupid."

"Because you don't need t' know, ya' bastard!"

"Well... I'm not tellin' you. And that's that!"

 ”ok ya fuckin’ bear….the hell ya plan to do about it then? want me to throw ya out a window or somethin’?”

"Nah. If I threw you out a window, your boobs would probably just cushion the fall. Waste of time, in my opinion."