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What were in THOSE BROWNIES VAL?!!

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Trouble comes in Threes..

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I commissioned the lovely floffu to draw the boys! I love them so much. True murder husbands!

Past Lobo: Had black hair, rode an Indian Chief motorcycle, got into a lot of fights. like the actual dork he is, he tries to make friends at bars and clubs.

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Baby Macintosh! Yes, named after the mac computer :3 They were created by Lucifer for Lobo and Vox. Totally wasn't threatened to create them. haha..

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Lobo's childhood was traumatic and depressing. His mother hates him and his father ignores him. Uncle Samuel was the only one who loved him like his own.

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MurderMediaTherapy… ? Idk what their human ship name would be. (Alastor x Conan x Vincent)

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"I hope you're familiar with sign language- because all you're going to see are these hands!"

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Conan "Hands" Shepard. He may be a therapist but he can get thera/pissed/ and will throw hands.

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Past Lobo details:

*When arriving in hell, he was devastated that he lost his sandy blonde hair. His hair became black.

*He wasn't used to his claws so a lot of his clothes are ripped

*He grew out his hair into a mullet

*He was still suave and polite, but most sinners took it as sarcasm and him belittling them. So he ended up in a lot of fights

*He rode an Indian Chief Motorbike and would get pissed if others claimed a Harley was better

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If Lobo met Vox first and not Valentino, you bet his ass would have made friends with him. Especially if he heard Alastor say "there are no friends in hell Vincent". He still is a sweet heart now as he was then.

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ALASTOR X LOBO X VOX

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I declare their ship name: TRIPLE THREAT. I feel like an absolute fucking genius for coming up with that lol although I’m open to suggestions..

I decided to talk more about their dynamic and why I really love them so much. It’s not even funny how much I enjoy this trio

More Asks for Lobo

First round of Asks!

HAZBIN ASK POST!!

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Feel free to ask Lobo questions!

I will do my best to answer them all!

[LOVE ME DEAD]

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Happy Belated Valentines! Have Lobo wearing reds and such 🥰🥰😘

StaticWolf..? Idk what to call this ship. Vox x Lobo or Whatever

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Lobo knows how to roller skate and usually goes through the pentagram on them if he has a day off from working the clinic. He owns a Cult and the small territory is named "The Garden", since his followers see him as a Messiah who would die for their sins.

(WolfShark, FangStatic/StaticFang, StaticWolf???????)

When I love, I love hard.

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Lobo has slept with others to try and fill that gaping hole inside. He wasn't loved as a kid, but as he got older, people began to seek him out for his good looks. He was desperate for anything. Even if they were just scraps.

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[My Darling Vincent. My Vinny.]

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((THIS WAS INSPIRED BY A RP))

Context: In the AU, Vincent (Vox), Alastor, and Lobo (Conan) all grew up together. Conan was raised by his Uncle who was in love with a Native American man named Bear. (He committed s*icide when Conan was in middle school). Vincent had strict parents, Conan had an abusive mother and neglective father, and Alastor had a loving mother but an abusive drunk father.

When Conan and Vincent became teens, they confessed their feelings to one another and started dating in secret. Alastor was supportive of them. Everything came crashing down when Conan’s mother (Cecelia) found out about the boys’ secret relationship and told Vincent’s parents. Conan tried to give him a hand made gift of a leather bound Walkman case (with a cassette full of love songs) to Vincent but he was being held back by officers. Vincent was sent away to a conversion camp, and had gone through electro shock therapy. Alastor moved back to Louisiana.

Conan was left all alone with his awful parents and a town that had despised him.

When they died and sent to hell, the three were separated until (the beginning of season two) Charlie asked Lobo (Conan) to be their therapist at the hotel. Conan met Alastor, and since Vincent was now Vox and had his own team, the two animal-based demons grew closer.

“Oh no no no, baby,” Lobo clicked his tongue as he placed a hand on the other’s cheek. His green eyes gazing into their’s.

“I can’t have you looking so upset. You know I can help with that heartache. I’m here to save you,” Lobo gently rubbed his thumb in small circles upon their face. He tilted his head to one side.

Inspired by @ moozyarts of their Hazbin AU! I decided to expand more on Lobo's human life (their childhood).

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Conan's mother suffered postpartum depression when he was born. She had tried to suffocate him with a pillow and there were days when she didn't feed him. Uncle Samuel had to step in multiple times to take care of Conan.

Mother: Cecelia

Father: Tristan

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This was self indulgent and pretty fun to add onto Lobo's lore. (Or at least inspire me to expand on it)