Monkeybutt

Oh, buddy, Santa's Special Helper never reveals his secrets! But, as a little teaser, it starts with knowing how to keep your pants dry! 😘

Now, Destined, my friend, as far as what list you made it on this year? Well, prepare to be more disappointed.

Santa thinks it's adorable that a cute little thing like you loves pretending that he is a big, strong Daddy. But, he wants you to know he's been talking to @mothergo0se about what a sweet little thing you truly are.

The Big Man is starting to worry that all of this playing pretend is turning you into a fussy baby for your poor Mama!

So, more as a reminder than a punishment, Santa has decided he needs to set you straight this year. Unfortunately, your cute little tush is sitting on the Naughty List this year!