Absolute Mogwai

When I lost my virginity I lasted too long and she left - M.D 3/9/22

Bite the pillow Laura - Matt

Don’t yuck my yum

How about we watch that lesbian movie, what’s it called? Jackie? - JT about the Jackie Kennedy movie

We were friends right? You touched my tits and then asked me to leave your house

Like a hotdog down a hallway Brylee about birth

His tunic was always ripped, Ruby on Hercules {Heracles} being one of her sexual awakenings as a child

God made them to get lobotomised, RB about people with thin skin on the side of their head

No fats no femmes no asains

I actually love dicks - kali

Laura from the back with a steel chair and it’s a five dollar note

Because you know the thing is as fat as I get I’m still fuckable at all times

What if I just had a little bit of chemo

Hey can you please take your towel off it looks like a hijab and that’s not working for me