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The doorbell to the bar jingles once to alert the presence of a customer. Levi looks up from wiping down the counter and sees a man whom he’s never seen in this town before–tall, blonde, built. He has a pleasant face, but he also has that gleam in his piercing blue eyes; the essence of someone who hoards many terrible secrets, a man who has once stained his hands with blood. Levi watches as the man saunters over and sits down at the counter. He gives Levi his credit card.
“Opening a tab.”
Levi nods once; notes the name on the card–Erwin Smith.
Levi is good at reading people. That’s why he’s the best at his job. He takes a guess at his drink–something warm, smokey. Perhaps a whiskey, straight. Or maybe a dirty martini, with extra olives on the side.
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“So what’ll it be?” Levi asks.
“I’ll have an Appletini.”
Levi’s world stops.
“What?”
“Appletini?”
“Uh, okay."
Levi doesn’t know how he pegged the guy so wrong. But he makes his cocktail anyway and hands it over, staring like a hawk as Erwin Smith takes a small sip.
Erwin Smith starts coughing.
"Wow, this is way too strong for me. Sorry, can you add some apple juice or something?”
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Summary: To the residents of this town he calls home, Levi will just be their mailman. (In which Erwin moves into the neighborhood and breaks a routine).
You can read it here on AO3
Written for @drowsydragon, whom I was their secret santa for this year’s eruri exchange :) She wrote that she adored AUs so I decided on one that tries to stick with the holiday spirit. Jamm, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have had writing it. Happy holidays! ♥
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Oh man, thank you so much anon ;u; This was sweetest thing to read this morning ♥ I’m so happy that you are enjoying my work. It’s been a weird and uninspiring year for me, so I’m glad I’m writing again too. :) Thank you so much for your supporting words. ♥
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Summary: To the residents of this town he calls home, Levi will just be their mailman. (In which Erwin moves into the neighborhood and breaks a routine).
You can read it here on AO3
Written for @drowsydragon, whom I was their secret santa for this year’s eruri exchange :) She wrote that she adored AUs so I decided on one that tries to stick with the holiday spirit. Jamm, I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I have had writing it. Happy holidays! ♥
happy holidays to @mollgo!! i am your eruri secret santa cc: i hope this is alright. This started as just a few little domestic fluffy things but then it became it’s own little comic that I suppose needs some explaining since I am not one who does comics at all so I’m sorry kinda choppy
But basically Erwin’s job is super demanding so he is only home maybe a few days at a time before he leaves again for months. Levi does cherish the time he gets with Erwin but it has been years since they were able to spend the holidays together. At first Erwin would promise that next year he would be home to celebrate with Levi, and the strong promises turned into discouraged “I’ll try”s, and then Levi just knew that despite what Erwin said, he wouldn’t be able to make it. But every year Levi would still decorate the house and have dinner ready hoping that by some “Christmas miracle” Erwin would walk through their front door. Though he never did.
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OHHHHH my god, thank you so much @trashpits! ;; ♥ This is just so beautiful. I've always, always had a soft spot for hopeful!Christmas AUs, so I am beyond moved to receive this. Thank you for such a wonderful gift; it really means so much to me. Happy holidays! ♥ ♥ ♥
How about Erwin whispering sweet words in Levi's ear while Levi is sleeping ? C:
Levi has come to realize that Erwin can say some pretty embarrassing things in bed.
The first time Erwin tells him that Levi is “breathtakingly beautiful”, Levi isn’t sure how to react so he settles on trying to smother Erwin with his pillow.
He eventually finds out that pretending to be asleep is the best way to not deal with his own bumbling reactions. So every night, he would kiss Erwin goodnight and throw the covers over himself; allowing Erwin to press up against him and hold him close, and later on, whisper sweet nothings into Levi’s ears when he thinks Levi is sleeping.
And while Levi would never admit it to Erwin, he likes hearing them--the way Erwin tells him that Levi makes him whole and spending these nights together is all he looks forward to at the end of a rough day. Levi loves the way Erwin’s baritone voice, the same voice that shouts bold commands in the battlefield, can be so velvety and gentle against his skin as he lets Levi know how precious he is to him.
Levi wants to return these sentiments; wants to believe that one day he will be able to when he has garnered enough courage to say such words back. But he thinks that Erwin knows how he feels even though he isn’t able to be as verbal about it, because Levi trusts that sometimes, Erwin knows him more than he knows himself.
So in the meantime, Levi keeps his eyes closed.
“When all this is over, I don’t think I would mind having a family,” Erwin whispers as he cards his finger through Levi’s hair. “Just you and me, a couple of dogs and cats. Just live out the rest of our lives in well-deserved peace.”
Me too, Levi responds silently. I want nothing more than that for us.
“Sweet dreams, my love,” Erwin says, pressing his lips against Levi’s forehead. “See you in the morning.”
And so Levi drifts off to pleasant scenes: of the seaside and hushed chatter over tea, of late lazy mornings entwined with Erwin, of vast blue skies as endless as their possibilities.
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Whatever preconceived notions that Levi’s neighbors have about him, the truth is that he is just a socially awkward guy whose rescue dog, Shadow, does most of the talking for him. Large, regal and the center of attention, the Great Dane mix allows for Levi to sort of disappear whenever small talk is involved, so that he just has to occasionally answer the usual questions about Shadow. To be honest, Levi’s completely fine with this arrangement.
But for weeks now, Levi has been trying to find ways to start up a conversation with Tall, Blonde and Handsome over at the dog park; but what prevents him, and thus Shadow, from doing so is literally a wire fence between them.
Because the fact is, the man’s dog is a tiny white poodle and only allowed in the small dogs area.
Amidst the irritating yapping of the ankle-biting breeds, Levi hears the blonde man call for his dog.
“Alright, Fenris! Time to go!”
Goddammit, Levi laments, clenching his fist around the wire fence like a prisoner. I’m so attracted.
Somewhere behind him, Shadow starts barking and Levi is forced to tear his eyes away momentarily. It turns out to be a traumatized squirrel and by the time Levi has distracted Shadow, the blonde man is leaving the park, his toy poodle not unlike cotton ball on a string.
Later in their apartment as Levi washes dirt and sand off Shadow’s paws, he asks him, “Will you ever stop being so self-absorbed and help me get laid?”
Shadow just yawns unsympathetically.
-
Eventually Levi sacrifices his dignity and asks his friend Isabel to let him borrow her Jack Russell Terrier for a few hours. With Apollo in tow, he walks into the small dogs area where he sees the man sitting on a bench alone and watching Fenris play with the others.
Levi unhooks Apollo’s leash where Apollo dashes off into confined freedom, and Levi takes this chance to casually sit next to the blonde man.
“So, which one’s yours?” he asks awkwardly, already knowing the answer.
“The little white poodle over there. His name is Fenris.” Erwin’s smile is gorgeous. “What about you?”
Levi points to where Apollo has chosen to roll around in dirt. “The wild one over there. His name’s Apollo.”
“He looks like a handful,” the man observes, looking amused. “Well now that we know our dogs’ names, I guess we should introduce ourselves. My name is Erwin, it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
“Levi,” he says, taking Erwin’s proffered hand. “Nice to meet you too.” He then admits, “Although, I should probably confess that Apollo isn’t my dog. I’m just pet-sitting for a friend.”
Erwin’s eyes crinkle at the corners. “That’s right, I believe I’ve seen you around the large dogs section.”
Levi preens at the fact that Erwin has noticed him before. But before he can say anything further, a high-pitched yelping interrupts them; and when they turn to look, Apollo has mounted himself on top of Fenris and furiously humping him.
Absolutely mortified, Levi immediately runs over to pick up Apollo.
“Shit, I’m so sorry,” he blurts out as Apollo wriggles unhappily in his hands.
But Erwin is laughing as he tries to calm a shivering Fenris in his arms. “It’s quite alright. Unfortunately, Fenris doesn’t favor the guys unlike his owner.”
In the midst of Levi’s embarrassment, he misses the last part of Erwin’s sentence and is already hurrying away with a hasty goodbye. It’s only until later, as he is picking up Apollo’s mess on the curb strip with a plastic bag, that it dawns on him what Erwin had said.
Realizing that he has missed what was probably his only window of opportunity, Levi mentally berates himself as he goes to drop off Apollo at Isabel’s apartment.
“You okay?” she asks when she sees his glum expression.
“I will be,” Levi replies hollowly. “Thanks for letting me borrow Apollo.”
As an afterthought, he adds, “Also, I think your dog might be gay.”
“Tell me something I don’t know,” Isabel quips.
-
When Levi walks out of the dog park a few days later, he sees Erwin sitting on one of the benches right outside. He’s distracted, taking photos of Fenris on his phone, so Levi tries to quietly sneak past with as much stealth as someone who is dragging away a 180-pound black dog.
“Hey Levi, how are you?”
Levi curses under his breath and turns around. Next to him, Shadow begins to wildly wag his tail, whipping it painfully against Levi’s ass.
“Ow. Hi. I’m fine.”
Erwin stands up and walks over as Fenris pulls on his leash. There’s a few seconds of awkward silence as all three of them watch Fenris nose curiously at Shadow’s feet.
“I’ve always seen your dog but I never knew he belonged to you,” Erwin eventually says.
“He’s a big dog, he’s hard to miss,” Levi replies dryly. “And yeah, I get that a lot. People think I’m compensating for something.”
Erwin stares at him. “Are you?”
“Uhhh…”
-
“What are these bruises?” Erwin asks after taking off Levi’s underwear. He then waggles his eyebrows. “You into spanking?”
“What the hell? No, those are from Shadow.”
Erwin makes a face. “Levi, I know you love your dog but that’s just weird.”
Levi throws the condoms at him.
“Shut up, I’ll explain later. But right now I need you to continue what you were doing.”
And on that note, Erwin eagerly proves to Levi that dogs have nothing to do with dick size.
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