chasing windmills

That was. That was funny. Don’t ruin it with the face.

It wasn't funny! It was so mean! Vale, you need an attitude adjustment, where did I go wrong?

FUSOSOSOSOSOSOSO.

You are the opposite of what I need to cheer up even relatively.

Aw come on, Holanda! Turn that frown upside down! Your face is long as it is, jajajaja! 

And my name is not Holland.

But I never came up with another name for you in Spanish, Holanda!

Then don’t fucking say it in Spanish.

My Dutch is terrible!

FUSOSOSOSOSOSOSO.

You are the opposite of what I need to cheer up even relatively.

Aw come on, Holanda! Turn that frown upside down! Your face is long as it is, jajajaja! 

And my name is not Holland.

But I never came up with another name for you in Spanish, Holanda!

FUSOSOSOSOSOSOSO.

You are the opposite of what I need to cheer up even relatively.

Aw come on, Holanda! Turn that frown upside down! Your face is long as it is, jajajaja! 

FUSOSOSOSOSOSOSO.

[Nope.]

—You didn’t think I was serious, did you? 

In my dreams, claro. 

I didn’t know there was a line! I didn’t see one :( 

But I thought drinking buddies got preference.

Vale, if you really want, I guess I can afford a bottle of wine from my cellar...!

¡Italito! You’ve gotten so big since I last saw you! Come give your boss a hug!

[Cue slow-mo running towards.]

Thought I smelled the stink of poverty.

I didn’t know there was a line! I didn’t see one :( 

But I thought drinking buddies got preference.

Thought I smelled the stink of poverty.

I didn't know there was a line! I didn't see one :( 

❤ Spain Appreciation Post

Thought I smelled the stink of poverty.

Tell me everything!! I want to meet this girl, she better be perfect for………[who’s getting married again?] ……..you! 

I’m the one getting married, Pa.

Of course I was talking to you, Danielito, who else would I be talking to! Don’t be silly. Tell me about your girlfriend and your wedding! Ay, my babies are growing up so fast~! 

Well… she’s perfect, I love her with all my heart. Her name is Luciana, and she represents the country of Brazil, I asked her not so long ago, so there’s not too much to talk about though;;; Sorry, pa.

One of Portugal’s kids, huh? 

… You make it sound as if it’s a bad thing.

No, it's okay!! You'll just have to teach her lots of Spanish and make your papa proud. ouo