if i were harry potter, voldemort wouldnât have gotten the chance to kill me because iâd have been dead the moment remus lupin asked me to remember what animal i saw in his office five years ago
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if i were harry potter, voldemort wouldnât have gotten the chance to kill me because iâd have been dead the moment remus lupin asked me to remember what animal i saw in his office five years ago

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siriusâs signature on the hogsmeade slip
i donât get it.
how did siriusâs signature work for harry? how was he able to go to hogsmeade with the signature of the most infamous mass murderer ever on his slip??
do they not actually check the slips? they must check them, because otherwise harry could have just scribbled some squiggles on the line and been done with it.
did this not tip them off there was some solid connection between harry and siriusâs escape? or that they were related?
my only feasible conclusion is that dumbledore waived the signature, apparently deciding âhey, the dark lord is on the loose again and youâve just been entered in a deadly competition in a way that is obviously involved in another devious plot to kill you? well at least you can go to hogsmeade now because that mass murderer is actually your godfather and i got rid of those dementors!â
and how did his dismissal of this not raise any alarms?? like nobody asked âwhy are you letting harry out when the signature for his release is that of a murderer whoâs out to get him?â
clearly, people trusted him a lot. too much. and he abused that trust so so much, in all the wrong ways.
âpotter is a boy, not a piece of meat!â
-minerva mc-fucking-gonagall, GoF
if only albus fucking dumbledore could take some fucking advice
literally if he just told harry what he needed to know HARRY IS MORE THAN CAPABLE AND PLENTY SMART ENOUGH TO HAVE TAKEN CARE OF IT WITHOUT SO MUCH HEARTBREAK AND DEATH INVOLVED LIKE FUCK YOU DUMBLEDORE
you claim to be the most powerful wizard in the world. with the help of harry, hermione, and like the entire order plus probably other geniuses you absolutely could have figured out a way around teddy being orphaned as an infant and george losing his best friend and brother (and all the other weasleys losing him too of course)
you donât get the title if you donât act accordingly.

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jk rowling really knew what she was doing when she went for the beloved pet
like seriously. she hit the damn nail on the head. she got us so attached and we didnât even realize it until jk took her away
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everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.
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okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore
oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.
is this orange or yellow.
its yellow you are all wrong i have decided just now
hey op, what does this say?
nice try but iâm not colorblind it says 71
Am I tripping?
Is that not 71?
Youâre slightly colorblind, that is 74 and the color of the car is orange.
world heritage post
Itâs orange
itâs literally 71
Bestie itâs 74
Yâall it clearly fucking says 21
where are you getting that from?
Babes itâs 81 what r yall seeing
its 74 bestie you might be colorblind
That 81 person can see shrimp colors
gentle reminder: you are very capable and Iâm excited for your future
slightly less gentle reminder: you do have to work for it
*annoyed but resigned moan of frustration*
*pokes you with my doctor stick as you lie face down on the ground*
*emits a cloud of toxic spores*
Well thereâs no need to be dramatic
i physically had to draw this

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you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home
*slams reblog*
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I donât know that Iâve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life. Â
once i was outside walmart and i saw this lady come out with a cart that had like a hundred winter coats and the cart was filled with them and they were hanging from the sides and everything and she walked to her car, this little mini cooper and her daughter got out of the the car and looked at the cart and looked at her and face palmed and was like âthis is why i never wait in the carâ and proceeded to try and help her mom try and fit all these winter coats into the tiny car
once i decided to stay in the car and read while my mom went into walmart and she came back out with a shopping cart filled with winter coats. in the middle of summer. which is why i never let her go into walmart alone. our family only has six people. it was a nightmare trying to sit comfortably on the way home
cleaning with ADHD is a nightmare. itâs an endless cycle of finding a half-finished chore and stopping the one you were already working on, then remembering that something else needs to be done and getting started on that, then finding half-finished chore and
i have the solution! i call it âjunebuggingâ.
have you ever seen a junebug get to grips with a window screen? itâs remarkably persistent, but not very focused. all that matters is location.
how to junebug: choose the location you feel you can probably get some shit done on today. be specific. not âthe bathroomâ but âthe bathroom sinkâ. you are not choosing a range, you are choosing a center; you will move around, but your location is where youâll keep coming back to. mentally stick a pin in it. consider yourself tethered to that spot by a long mental bungee cord.
go to your location. look at stuff. move stuff around. do a thing. get distracted. remember youâre junebugging the bathroom sink and go back there. look at it some more. do a different thing. get distracted. get a sandwich. remember youâre junebugging and go back to the bathroom sink.
ntâs will go crazy watching you, and if they demand to know When You Will Be Done you will probably have to roll them in a carpet and stuff them up the chimney. youâre done when you feel done, or youâre too bored to live, or itâs bedtime, or any number of other markers, you get to pick. but the thing is, by returning repeatedly to that one spot, you harness the âhyperactivityâ part instead of wasting all that energy battling with the âattention deficitâ part.
not only will the bathroom sink almost certainly be clean, and probably the mirror and soap dish too, you mightâve swapped in a fresh toothbrush, a new soap, you mightâve unclogged the drain â you will probably also have cleaned or fixed up several things in the near vicinity, or in the path between the sink and where you get the fresh toothbrush, or maybe you did your grocery shopping cuz you were out of soap, or maybe you couldnât find a clean hand towel and ended up doing laundry.
this is good. you got shit done! it wasnât necessarily Cleaned The Bathroom in the way ntâs think of it, but screw âem. things are better than they were.
plus you worked off enough energy to be able to sleep. which is not small potatoes when living the ADHD life. :D
Donât let the adorable name fool youâthis is some Seriously Good Advice. May be useful for brain fog and depression, too!
Reblogging to save my fellow ADHD peeps from the Sisyphusian curse of cleaning with no focus.
As much as I mildly despair about the functionality of Tumblr, Iâm forever grateful we donât have the creative interface of other social media platforms.Â
I keep seeing youtubers talking about how the new algorithm on their creative dash is so detrimental to their mental health, both in terms of how they feel about themselves as creators and the content they makeâdreading to find out their performance rating, regardless of whether they enjoyed it or not. And itâs the same across multiple other platforms, TickTock, Facebook, Instagram. Fuck, Iâve even seen people with business accounts complaining on Twitter.
And then thereâs Tumblr. Where sometimes you canât find your own posts even though you know you tagged it, time stamps are hidden in the ellipses at the top right hand corner of the post, your bread recipe keeps getting flagged as porn, too much punctuation causes asks not to send, and checking your activity feed causes the app to crash. You want to know your trending numbers? You want to know whatâs performing well? Fuck you, guess.
18k notes, and 99.999% of them are people finding out we have time stamps.
WHAAAAAAAAAT
on desktop theyâre on a little mouseover dogear in the top right corner

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via bree newsome bass on twitter:Â
âThe widely circulated timeline created by @Zerflin does a great job in showing how recently slavery & segregation occurred & that they lasted longer than the modern era.Â
âIâd like to offer this timeline as another way of viewing the same period of history to show the constancy of both Black resistance in US & efforts of the white power structure to maintain racial caste since 1619.â
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âQuarantine, day 14. Me and my boyfriend spent the whole day setting up an art gallery for our gerbil.â
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