no

wake up babe new gender just dropped (amphibious)

a gnome would make this post

“parasite in chief in her idiot hat” still makes me fucking cry laughing

do u think the pope in his head is ever like “im His favorite 🥰”

“I’m His silly rabbit 💒🥰🙏✝️”

ive always hated when a vampire story is trying to distance itself from traditional lore or common perception and the vampire turns up their nose and says "and no. I don't turn into a bat" like they're so offended that you'd even suggest that they could do something so cool. well congratulations you're uncool and boring goodbye

Lol my large and handsome pig didn’t find Anything of interest in your yard

half my experience on tumblr is seeing posts I can’t tell whether they’re references to something I don’t understand or shitposts, but reblogging them anyway

I love smash artists so much there will be a normal comic but they draw samus and byleth with their tacos poppin and Mario is there 

oh everyone’s against girl bulge all of a sudden

Did you piss on this screenshot?

Retail worker dream uniform

man. Midna could blow Zelda while standing straight up