Mumma's Place

                                   Sipping from her straw-requested iced tea, the brunette’s shoulders rolled down at the woman’s implication of what she thought Youtube was meant to be. To which she couldn’t help but show her teeth in the process of smiling deeply, how refreshing it was to come across people who were still so oblivious. Or rather; naive. ‘’It’s not —’’ she waved it off as easily she had brought it up, pointing at her laptop, ‘’it doesn’t matter what it is. I was just rambling about this blog post I came across. Anyway, how’s your night? Less stressful than mine, I hope?’’

“Well there was a concert at Radio City hall  so we have been busier then usual and I have been trying unsuccessfully to find a date for the event I have to go to next month. Its not a big deal though.” She chuckled. “ So. Why you so stressed?” She asked and clicked her fingers at the waiter who brought over two glasses of white wine and placed it in front of them.”

“ some 17 year old that went to the met gala,” serena responds with an amused smile. “ — is he 17?” she asks her former students she’s with for the evening. “ oh he’s 20!” a laugh rings out, fingers covering her mouth. “ i suppose i’m as clueless as you. but it is not in fact, a music channel, but an internet video platform. you could even start a youtube channel for this place, advice and demos… link to instagram…” 

Moira laughed and rolled her eyes. “ Either way Its all a bit to techy for my liking. Give me baywatch tv show on repeat and a bit of beverly hills 90210 the one from 1990 and I am in my element. but this influencers nah not for me.”

“I don’t know about me saving the world. But making a small part a little nicer would be cool.” The younger ducked her head a small bit in something of a bashful manner. “Oh! You know every year I try to auction a doll of mine and give the money to a local no-kill shelter for Christmas. Mom and I go in too to do those Angel trees and also get a backpack and supplies for a boy and girl every year. Just little things. You seem to be the type to do that stuff, too.” A compliment, really.

“Yeah I make sure that in the moths of November and December, every single person who dines brings in a tin of food or makes a $20+ donation, then on Christmas eve, me and the boys head to the church and give it to the homeless. folk. I make them all a big dinner and then we have midnight mass before heading home.” 

“It was a full night of ‘you know’, and it got me about two grand, so I’m not gonna complain. Just wish I knew who the hell this Charles guy was. He said he’d show me because it was ‘really funny’ and then never did. Too focused on uh, dick sucking. And all that.”

“Two grand!  Jesus I am in the wrong profession.” Moira laughed “ Well you cant really concentrate on other things with your mouth full can you honey? Anyway you eaten anything but dick today? You look like you need a good meal.”

“Actually… I think that’s pretty great.” Her smiled showed just that. “You’re only worth what good you put out into the world, right? Ten dollars and three cents could but some shelter a bag of cat or dog food.”

“ See... that right there will make you save the world one day.” Moira said with a wink. “And if it helps  the animals then I am all for it. Count me in for that.” She said with a grin. 

“Yeah, it sounds sus to be honest. Like he’s loaded, he can hire a security team. Plus the tour he had planned? $500 for VIP tickets and babies need tickets? Shane’s pretty funny, he reminds me of someone who was in my unit in the Army. And yeah, Trisha needs to get her shit together. I’ll be 28 in September, and I have my shit together better than her.”

“I honestly don’t know. I saw him at the Met Gala and he was mad at me for not knowing who he was. But I’m a stylist. I don’t know people on youtube,” she took a drink of wine, shrugging her shoulder. “I don’t know man. I’m just confused as you.”

“Some people think they are way more important then the rest of us.” Moira sighed and shook her head. “ His parents need to explain themselves, he is only a kid for god sake.” She said and rolled her eyes. “I cant deal with drama.”

I am an amazing mother and your love for others makes me someone to rely on and that’s a blessing. This year I’m gonna go hug people at pride who need a mother’s hug. We all need a hug 🤗

“I figured you might know more than I do! I had a client talking about it the other day. In the middle of-… well. You know.” He laughed. “Just chatting me up about James whoever. In the middle of it all. I was so confused about what he was talking about. But yeah, darlin’, you can absolutely watch some cat videos.”

“The middle of?” She asked and then gave him a smirk. “ How much they charging for ... you know  nowadays?” She asked with a laugh. “ I may have to find one who I can pay for.” She laughed and then tidied away things. “ cat videos are the best.”

“It’s a mess of a community, and a site really, though that’s a whole other topic entirely.” She nodded, “Yeah, well, it has taken over in being the place to see music videos now, so, not a weird mix up.”

“I watched this Trisha Paytas lady, she is a little bit scary. As a momma I really want to take her off the internet and put her into a rehab centre as she seems a little but unwell.” She said and sighed. “ I think I’ll stick to cat videos.” She laughed. 

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“Well, he was apparently at Coachella, and the gummy suppliment company helped him with security, because fangirls with too much money were swarming him. And he’s also been promoting her vitamins, because he looked up to her, and Tati didn’t like that. Also, Jeffree Star is fucking messy and he used to be friends with Kat Von D, and apparently, they had a falling out a few years ago. Shane’s funny, though I find Trisha to be annoying. About a month ago, she was beefing with Ethan Klein, who looks like my fiancé, by the way, over a video he made about how deceptive Instagram is. She also dragged Hila, his wife, who was heavily pregnant at the time, into her beef. Oy, it can be hard to keep up.”

Moira: I havent seen you in forever young man.  You free after your photoshoot tomorrow I can bring you some homemade lasanga

“Moira, my life is treating me fantastically.” Silas said with a small grin, “Please stop trying to feed sweets to the kid, mumma, she don’t need it. I’m trying to convince her that vegetables are special and delicious foods.- I started dating again.” Silas took a bite of his food, swallowing it before speaking again, “You outdo yourself every time. This is delicious.”

“Woaaah hold the phone. Who is this person you are now dating? I need details... maybe skip anything to inflammatory as small ears are listening but c’mon now I need to know who this person is.” She smiled and then looked at Silas. “ She can have apple with it if you want her to have some fruit.”

“That’s how I felt! I’ve got ten years on you, Moira, and these kids walk into my shop and talk at me and expect me to understand what they’re saying. I don’t understand any of it!” Hal flailed his hands as he spoke, letting out a sigh. 

“  You got that damn right Hal. I didn't know that BAE stood for before everything else I just thought someone couldn't spell babe and the music nowadays makes my ears bleed. I don’t like it. “ She huffed and then slid across a coffee before making herself one. “ Take a seat and have this, I’mma need a conversation with someone who doesn't go to coachella.” She said perching herself on a chair next to him. “ Now, tell me how things are with you?”