Locked in A Bathroom in Salt Lake City

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

Friendly reminder Bea Arthur was the real mvp and created a shelter for lgbtq+ youth

the Bea Arthur Residence could use donations to help cover their operating costs, btw!

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

Can y'all use the new message system.