i love not being a teenager but also sometimes people on the internet just say words and i have to look them up on urban dictionary like i’m 90

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

this post killed so many blogs

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

Apparently Mike Pence and his wife are homeless and couch surfing in Indiana with the secret service in tow. Dude hasn’t owned a house in over ten years apparently. He lived in the Indiana governor’s residence and then at the Vice President’s residence at the naval observatory. In 2020 he still listed his voting address as the Indiana governor’s residence lol a little over a week ago he was the second most powerful human in the country and now he’s couch surfing

Genuinely don’t know if this is a shitpost or reality. If it is real then that’s cool but what the hell lol.

Mike pence starting an onlyfans to avoid homelessness just like the rest of us