kirbyfoolery

this is your sign to write that assertive email and STOP apologizing at the end of your emails!! ASSERT ACCOMPLISH ACHIEVE

if university is the best time of my life then the rest of it isn't looking very bright

Real men are those who yell "Excuse me" to the bus driver to stop for the girls who are too shy

I am not an academic weapon, I am an academic nuclear bomb that gets the shit done and then self destructs

just flew back to canada for studies and got some work related email saying "oh, hope u had a fun time flying back!" bc i missed their email while flying and had to explain, and now i reply the email with a "aww thank you! :)" like i didn't sit in my house for 3 days and cried like a bitch bc homesickness isekai'ed me like a truck

in the fucking mood to be MISERABLE

snap culture is just sending a 1/8th picture of my blurred face, yes

I have 60,039,209 pancakes in discord, is this what being rich feels like

what responsibilities, I only know sleep

writing discussion for a psych paper is like making conspiracy theories but u cite them occasionally

I swing between being a philosopher on crack (aren't they all) and an 18th century poet pouring out their heart b4 dying from the plague or smt