mizue.

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

until 1979 homosexuality was classed as an illness in sweden so you could call in sick bc you had the hots for paper boy in the morning

Ellie, I’m disappointed in you, you left out the best part. The reason they took it out in 1979 was because, to protest it, a shitton of people actually did. They’d get calls upon calls upon calls with “I can’t come in today, I’m feeling pretty gay”

that husky looks so fudgin happy that he’s getting bigger bless him

i laughed at my screen for a good hour because of this

it gave the bun lipstick

omfg