I Love You So

Basically this is an AU of homestuck where the Main PMMM girls sons plays SBURB instead of the canon kids instead & yaoi shenanigans ensue! the mitakihara session kids are..

Giacinto Kaname ( Madoka’s son)

Cielo Miki ( Sayaka’s son)

Anatole Tomoe ( Mami’s son)

Jolan Akemi ( Homura’s son)

Freddie Sakura ( Kyoko’s son)

## SEGMENT 1: DUALPEACE

lapinSpecialist [LS] opened a chat with twinArmageddons [TA]

LS: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა hiii sollux!! LS: are you still working on the northern grid sector? .ᐟ.ᐟ LS: i noticed that you haven't logged out of the local terminal in over six hours (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) LS: so i made sure to leave a fresh batch of honey-glazed treats right outside your block door! LS: please don't forget to eat them okay? TA: jiiaciinto, for the love of the cryptocurrency loops, ii am lookiing at the tray riii2ht now. TA: how diiid you even get past the automated secuuriity blocks ii programmed on the hallway vents? TA: ii literally 2et the code to degaur22 anyone tryiing to approach the door frame tool. LS: ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ oh that was super easy!! LS: i just asked jolan to give me the localized clock variance and then i walked through while the sensors were syncing! LS: your security is really clever but your habits are way too predictable (˶˃𐃷˂˶) TA: standard. of cour2e the clock boy helped you loop the system. TA: but you clean up after me too much, giiaciinto. TA: ii’m lookiing at the chore log and you marked the whole common room as "stabilized" again. TA: you shouldn't be doiint all the heavy liftiing around here while ii'm 2tuuck in the binary scripts. LS: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა but i want to do it!! LS: it makes me really happy to keep our space perfectly comfortable for you! LS: whenever i see you slumped over the monitor looking all tired and cranky, it just makes me want to protect you even more! LS: you always try to carry the whole session's processing power on your own twin-brains... LS: but you don't have to be completely alone in the dark anymore, sollux! .ᐟ.ᐟ TA: ... TA: ii am not in the dark. the monitors are castiing a very hii2h-density lumii2cence. TA: but ii... ii 2ee what you’re tryiing to do. TA: ii’m not u2ed to people stayiing around when the doom thoughts start loopiing in my data banks. TA: u2ually, people ju2t let me crawl into the terminal and glitch out until the cycle resets. TA: but you ju2t... 2hovve honey cakes into my face and refuse to leave the room. LS: (˶˃𐃷˂˶) exactly!! because your system deserves to stay sweet!! LS: i love everything about your grumpy system, even when you're sighing and complaining about the sugar density! LS: being close to you makes my whole drive feel warm and steady... LS: so i’m never going to let you sink back into that lonely gradient, okay? ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა TA: okay. okay, fine. you vviin the code check. TA: ii’m eatiing the cake. iit’2... annooyiingly perfect. TA: and for the record, 2o you 2top runniing the diagnostic checks on my face... TA: my local drive feels a lot cleaner when you’re 2iittiing next to the console. TA: ju2t don't tell the re2t of the meteor that ii 2aiiid that. LS: ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა yay!! code accepted!! LS: i won't say a single word to anyone, i'll just bring more plates tomorrow! (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

## SEGMENT 2: TONICSTRENGTH

enthusiasticTempo [ET] opened a chat with centaursTesticle [CT]

ET: oh man equius u gotta look outside your window right now!!!!! ET: the meteors passing through this crazy purple nebula and the lighting looks totally wicked!!!!! ET: it literally matches the exact shade of your cape structure!!!!!!!!!! CT: D--> Cielo, I am currently engaged in the rigorous sanitization of the kitchen's grease filtration units CT: The... the visual observation of interstellar phenomena is secondary to the maintenance of our local hygiene parameters CT: Furthermore, your proximity to the open blast doors is giving rise to a high degree of... *hnngh*... perspiration on my brow ET: bro relax i’m totally safe i’m hanging onto the structural pipe with one hand!!!!! ET: but seriously u gotta stop scrubbing for like two seconds and look!!!!! ET: u work so hard making sure all our food blocks are cooked perfectly and all the gear is stocked up!!!!! ET: u always look after me like i’m gonna break into pieces but ur the one carrying all the heavy duty burdens around here!!!!! CT: D--> It is my absolute responsibility as a highblood to ensure your survival parameters are met CT: You are... remarkably fragile compared to the structural density of my caste CT: I find myself constantly paralyzed by the terror that a single misplaced exertion of my physical frame could... could shatter your auditory gear or cause severe biological trauma ET: dude that is literally so wrong!!!!! u are not a monster at all!!!!! ET: u have the strongest hands in the whole session but u treat my guitar strings like they’re made of starlight!!!!! ET: every single time u hold my hand or pass me a drink u do it so carefully it makes my heart totally skip a beat!!!!! ET: i don't feel fragile around u at all equius!!!!! i feel totally unstoppable because i know u have my back!!!!! ET: your loudness isn't scary to me it’s the best rhythm section i could ever ask for!!!!! CT: D--> Cielo... CT: Such high-amplitude declarations are... they are severely testing the structural integrity of my composure CT: No one has ever... characterized my excessive strength as a form of musical synchronization CT: I have spent my entire existence viewing my physical vessel as an instrument of mandatory destruction CT: But when you... when you permit me to assist you with your equipment, or when you place your smaller hand over my knuckles... CT: The kinetic anxiety completely dissipates from my processors ET: see!!!!! i told u we make the perfect tracking duo!!!!! ET: now step away from the grease trap and come watch this nebula with me big guy!!!!! i saved u the best spot on the bench!!!!! CT: D--> I shall comply with your request immediately CT: Please... ensure you remain entirely stationary until my physical arrival

## GOLDPIERROT

professionalWeaver [PW] opened a chat with terminallyCapricious [TC]

PW: Gamzee, I am currently reviewing the inventory logs for the secondary greenhouse sector. PW: It appears that you have relocated several of my newly tailored linens to serve as makeshift cushions near your soper pile. PW: While I appreciate your desire for localized comfort, those fabrics were aligned for structural repairs. TC: oH, hEy ThErE, aNaToLe, My BeAsTlY bRoThEr... mY bAd On ThAt WhOlE mEsS. TC: tHe FiBeRs WeRe JuSt Sm3lLiNg So MuCh LiKe YoUr PlEaSaNt SeLf ThAt My NoDdLe GoT aLl CaUgHt Up In A mIrAcLe. TC: tHeY’rE rEaLlY rAdIcAlLy sOfT, pW. jUsT lIkE tHe WaY yOu TaLk To A cLoWn. PW: Your hair is currently retaining a significant quantity of residue from that soper slime, Gamzee. PW: I have prepared a formulation of chemical cleanser that will remove the stickiness without degrading the texture of your locks. PW: Please report to the reclamation suite at your earliest convenience so that I may address this issue. TC: YoU’rE aLwAyS lIkE, sO dAmN gOoD tO mE, bRo. TC: fIxiNg My LiTtLe SlImY dArKnEsS aNd MaKiNg SuRe ThIs ClOwN dOeSn’T lOsE hIs WiCkEd WaY. TC: iT’s LiKe YoU’rE tHe OnLy PeRsOn WhO lOoKs At My MoStEr ShApE aNd SeEs SoMeThInG wOrTh ClEaNiNg Up. PW: You are not a monster, Gamzee. You are a creature of immense depth and considerable structural complexity. PW: I admit that your chaotic variables initially posed a challenge to my personal organizational parameters. PW: I prefer lines that remain parallel, and behaviors that adhere strictly to an established schedule. PW: However, over the course of our shared cycle, I have come to realize that your presence provides a necessary counterweight to my rigidity. PW: When you allow me to adjust your attire or organize your space, it gives my discipline a purpose that extends beyond mere efficiency. PW: To put it in terms that align with your particular vocabulary: you are my most cherished miracle variance. TC: oH wOw... tHaT’s... tHaT’s So rAdIcAlLy MoViNg My HeArT-bOx, Pw. TC: iT’s LiKe A wHoLe ShInY lIgHt JuSt Bl3w Up In My WiCkEd GeArS. TC: i’M cOmInG oVeR tO tHe WaShInG sTaTiOn RiGhT nOw, BrOtHeR. TC: yOu CaN fIx Up My HoRnS aNd TaKe AlL tHe SlImE yOu WaNt. I’m AlL yOuRs To ChEcK oUt. PW: The solution is prepared, and the sector is clear. I shall await your arrival.

## SEGMENT 4: CHRONOMORPHOSIS

mementoMorious [MM] opened a chat with adiosToreador  [AT]

MM: The archive deck is exceptionally quiet today, Tavros….~ MM: The local timeline hasn't left any stray code packets behind for the last three rotations~ MM: It almost feels as though the session has forgotten we are here….~ AT: uUM, jOLAN? i DIDN'T FORGET, eVEN A LITTLE BIT, AT: i ACTUALLY JUST FINISHED... uHH, MAKING A fresh BATCH OF THOSE POTATO TOT TOWERS, bECAUSE I REMEMBERED YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE GEOMETRY IS EXACTLY SEVEN LAYERS TALL, AT: sO, i AM ON MY WAY UP THE RAMP RIGHT NOW, iF THAT'S... oKAY WITH YOUR FILES? MM: Your timing is perfectly optimized, Tavros….~ MM: The previous versions of the timeline were starting to crowd my internal drive again~ MM: When the static gets too loud, my processors tend to fall back into the old black box variables~ MM: But your mechanical footsteps have a very distinct frequency~ MM: They clear the data clutter before you even reach the bulkhead~ AT: oH! hEEHEE! tHAT'S... tHAT'S WONDERFUL TO HEAR, AT: i ALWAY WORRY THAT I'M BEING TOO LOUD OR... uHH, CLUMSY WITH MY METAL LEGS, bECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO DISRUPT YOUR VERY IMPORTANT FILE MANAGEMENT, AT: yOU'RE ALWAYS SO STOIC AND... aND MYSTERIOUS, AND SOMETIMES I GET SCARED THAT I'M JUST A COARSE VARIABLE IN YOUR PERFECT MEMORY SYSTEM, MM: You are not a coarse variable, Tavros….~ MM: You are the only part of this entire session that feels entirely real to me~ MM: The archives are just dead memories trapped in copper lines, but when you walk into the room, the local drive feels remarkably warm~ MM: I spent so long looking at the previous iterations of our destruction….~ MM: I thought the only purpose of a timekeeper was to record the end of the world~ MM: But you pulled me straight out of the furthest ring, you stubborn breath boy~ MM: You showed me that being alive is far more efficient than being a perfect copy of a ghost~ MM: I enjoy the way your timeline loops around mine~ AT: oH, jOLAN... tHAT IS... uUM, THE NICEST SPECIFICATION ANYONE HAS EVER APPLIED TO ME, AT: i'M ALMOST AT THE Bulkhead DOOR NOW, aND MY FACE FEELS VERY WARM, lIKE A RUST-BLOOD BOILER UNIT, AT: i CAN'T WAIT TO UNBUCKLE YOUR STRAPS AND... aND LET YOU TAKE A BREAK FROM ALL THAT DUSTY CONSOLE WORK, MM: I am already unbuckling them, Tavros….~ MM: Come inside. The tower is waiting~ 

## SEGMENT 5: SMOKINGWET

aggressiveFirecracker [AF] opened a chat with caligulasAquarium [CA]

Player 5: 

Name: Freddie Sakura 

Gender: male

Age: 13 

Guardian: fighter mom (Kyoko Sakura) 

Design; Freddie himself is light dark brown skinned with light grayish red eyes, his bright red hair is styled in an spiky red mohawk  with bushy bright red eyebrows & he has silver ear piercings, he wears an slightly torn saturated red undershirt with an light grayish red colored religious cross with an  rebellious x shape on the front of it, he wears an leather vest with short sleeves & a punk safety pin on it & he wears an dark maroon red spiked choker on his neck, he wears light black slightly torn jeans & stylish dark maroon red belt with an steel design on it & dark maroon red boots with straps on them, he wears light black fingerless gloves. 

Personality: Freddie is an classic rebellious punk, scrappy & full of himself & willing to fight others, he is unapologetically loud & aggressive, & cares deeply about his friends, he is sarcastic as hell at times & is sometimes rude but his heart is in the right place. 

Likes: Jiaozis, eating, motorcycles, pestering others, lighters, graffiti art,   Skateboarding, rebellious music, 

Dislikes: irritating people, rule enforcers & hall monitors,  bitter food, food with no meat, 

Moon: prospit

Fetch modus: cigarette box 

Strife specibus: bombkind

Classpect: Gladiator of will

SBURB land: land of Arenas & Inferno ( LOAAI) 

Chumhandle: aggressiveFirecracker (AF) 

Typing quirk: types normally very scatterbrained, uses casual talk words like dude & bro a  lot, he is easily annoyed & pissed off & uses curse words & swears a lot. 

Patron troll & love interest: Eridan Ampora   

Freddie Sakura x Eridan Ampora shipname: Smokingwet

Freddie Sakura’s Quadrants 

Moirail: Vriska Serket 

Kismesis & Matesprit: Eridan Ampora   Character Intro:

>>> Be the punk with a heart of gold.

Your name is FREDDIE SAKURA. You are a SCRAPPY REBELLIOUS PUNK with a RED MOHAWK and a LEATHER VEST that has seen better days. You were raised by a FIGHTER MOM, which is why you’re always FULL OF YOURSELF and ready to throw hands at a moment’s notice. You love JIAOZIS, SKATEBOARDING, and GRAFFITI ART, and you have a particular disdain for HALL MONITORS and anyone who tries to enforce a rule you didn't agree to.

You are UNAPOLOGETICALLY LOUD and often SARCASTIC AS HELL, but you would jump into a volcano if it meant protecting your friends. Your speech is a SCATTERBRAINED mess of SLANG and SWEAR WORDS, usually delivered with the grace of a brick through a window. You don't have time for fancy talk; you’ve got a CIGARETTE BOX full of things that aren't cigarettes and a WILL that cannot be broken. You’re here to kick ass and eat meat, and you’re almost out of meat.

Player 4:

Name: Jolan Akemi 

Gender: male  

Age: 13

Guardian: Enigmatic mom ( Homura Akemi) 

Design: Jolan is pale skinned with  short blackish purple hair with his hair covering both of his eyes   He has a small mole on his right cheek, & his hair is in an bob cut & has purple-violet colored striped scene-kid highlights, he has light purple-lilac eyes, he wears an  cableknit- black turtleneck with the shirt symbol being an dark purple-lilac colored skull with with the eyes  being the roman numeral clock number VII   he wears an silver pocket watch necklace his mom gave him, he wears gray pants with dark  purple-lilac suspenders in the front with the roman numeral clock VII symbol on it. He wears blackish-purple lilac with light purple-lilac High-hops shoes. 

Personality: Jolan himself seems Mysterious, enigmatic, & Somewhat cold, but actually he’s pretty respectful, with an morbid & dark sense of humor, he tends to poke in others affairs & manipulate the situation just for fun, he hates boredom. 

Likes: horror movies & other horror media,  creepypastas, ARGS, indie horror games, riddles, dark folklore, 

Dislikes: boredom, his mom’s strictness 

Moon: prospit

Fetch modus: VHS player

Strife specibus: Buzzsawkind

Classpect: Archivist of Flow

SBURB land: Land of Momentum & Towers (LOM&T) 

Chumhandle: mementoMorious  ( MM) 

Typing quirk: uses ~ a lot to be mischievous & …. a lot to be stoic & mysterious 

Patron troll & love interest: Tavros Nitram  

Jolan Akemi x Tavros Nitram ship name: Chronomorphosis

Jolan Akemi’s Quadrants 

Moirail: Aradia Megido 

Matesprit: Tavros Nitram 

Auspitice: between Vriska & Tavros 

Character intro:

>>> Be the enigma in the shadows.

Your name is JOLAN AKEMI. You are MYSTERIOUS, ENIGMATIC, and possess a MORBID SENSE OF HUMOR that makes people wonder if you’re actually a ghost. You spend your nights diving into CREEPYPASTAS, ARGS, and INDIE HORROR GAMES, finding comfort in the dark folklore that others fear. Your ENIGMATIC MOM is incredibly strict, which has only fueled your desire to MANIPULATE SITUATIONS just to see how they play out. You absolutely HATE BOREDOM and will poke into anyone’s affairs if it means a moment of entertainment.

You wear a SILVER POCKET WATCH—a gift from your mother—and your style is a mix of SCENE-KID HIGHLIGHTS and VICTORIAN TURTLENECKS. You often speak in STOIC RIDDLES, punctuating your mischievous thoughts with a trail of TILDE MARKS and your silences with LONG ELLIPSES. You are the observer, the keeper of the flow, and you are about to step into a game where time and momentum are yours to command.

Player 3: 

Name: Anatole Tomoe 

Gender: male

Age: 13 

Guardian: Fashion designer mom ( Mami Tomoe) 

Design: Anatole himself has  light toned skin, he has orange eyes & curly blonde hair with a curly hair swirl in the front, he wears an white collared shirt with the collars around his neck with a yellowish-orange bowtie, he wears an dark orangish brown waistcoat with an yellowish-orange sunflower symbol on it, he wears light yellowish-orange houndstooth  patterned pants, he wears light yellow leg warmers with brown loafers. 

Personality: Anatole himself is calm & composed, & very mature for his age, he is sophisticated & conducts himself  with elegance, but deep down he struggles with OCD & struggles to hold himself together & he is an huge perfectionist so he’ll keep on going no matter what. 

Likes: Fashion & fashion magazines, tea, knitting & sewing, order & his room being organized, puzzle games, 

Dislikes: disorder, poor quality tea, 

Moon: Derse

Fetch modus: tray 

Strife specibus: Tommygunkind

 Classpect: Soldier of Restraint

SBURB land: land of syrup & thorns (LOS&T) 

Chumhandle: professionalWeaver (PW) 

Typing quirk: uses insanely perfect grammar 

Patron troll & love interest: Gamzee Makara   

Anatole Tomoe x Gamzee Makara ship name: Goldpierrot

Anatole Tomoe’s Quadrants 

Moirail: Kanaya Maryam 

Matesprit: Gamzee Makara 

Auspitice: Between Karkat & Gamzee 

Character intro:

>>> Be the picture of perfection.

Your name is ANATOLE TOMOE. You are the definition of SOPHISTICATION and ELEGANCE. While your peers are playing in the dirt, you are likely enjoying a cup of HIGH-QUALITY TEA while reading the latest FASHION MAGAZINES. Your FASHION DESIGNER MOM taught you everything you know about style, which is why your HOUNDSTOOTH PANTS are always impeccably pressed. You have a talent for KNITTING AND SEWING, and your room is organized with a level of ORDER that borders on the supernatural.

However, beneath this CALM AND COMPOSED exterior lies a boy struggling with OCD and the crushing weight of PERFECTIONISM. If a single thread is out of place, your world starts to fray at the edges. You play PUZZLE GAMESto keep your mind sharp and your anxiety at bay. In the digital world, you are known for your INSANELY PERFECT GRAMMAR, as you find the "text speak" of your friends to be a borderline war crime against the language. You are a SOLDIER, and you will hold the line of decorum until the very end.

Player 2: 

Name:  Cielo Miki 

Gender: Male

Age: 13 

Guardian: Singer mom (Sayaka Miki) 

Design: Cielo is light  fair skinned with bright turquoise cyan blue hair which has an buzzcut on the front & he has light cyan turquoise blue eyes, he wears a white shirt with his shirt symbol being an light turquoise cyan blue colored whale surrounded by music notes, he wears an adventurous dark turquoise cyan blue colored neckerchief with an cyan blue water wave pattern on it, he wears an bright turquoise cyan blue colored letterman jacket with sleeves with the letter c on it & he wears short turquoise cyan blue capri pants & sandals 

Personality: Cielo himself is upbeat, adventurous, & courageous, & teasing, he is up to anything & has strong willpower & determination, he is often brash, impulsive, & gets distracted a lot. 

Likes: dancing & rhythm games, JRPGS, fishing, rap  & disco music,  slam poetry roleplaying, 

Dislikes: getting distracted, his friends  being bullied,  his music being dissed, 

Moon: Derse 

Fetch modus: Boombox 

Strife specibus: Guitarkind 

Classpect: Knave of Symphony

SBURB land: land of Rhythm & Oceans (LORAO) 

Chathandle: enthusiasticTempo (ET) 

Typing quirk: barely uses proper capitalization or comas or period, uses !!!!! A lot. 

Patron troll & love interest: Equius Zahhak   

Cielo Miki x Equius Zahhak shipname: Tonicstrength 

Cielo Miki’s  quadrants 

Moirail: Nepeta Leijon 

Maresprit: Equius Zahhak 

Auspitice: none 

Character intro:

>>> Be the loudest soul in the room.

Your name is CIELO MIKI. You are a whirlwind of UPBEAT ENERGY and ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT. Your closet is an explosion of CYAN BLUE, mostly consisting of letterman jackets and capris that are perfect for FISHING or a spontaneous RHYTHM GAME marathon. You were raised by a SINGER MOM, which explains why your life has a permanent soundtrack of RAP AND DISCO. You fancy yourself a bit of a SLAM POETRY ROLEPLAYER, though you often get so BRASH AND IMPULSIVE that you forget your lines entirely.

You have a BOOMBOX that is never silent and a DETERMINATION that could move mountains, provided you don't get DISTRACTED by a shiny JRPG on the way there. You hate it when people diss your music, but you hate it even more when your friends are bullied. You tend to talk at a MILE A MINUTE, usually forgetting that PUNCTUATION AND CAPITALIZATION exist in your haste to get the words out. You’re ready to dive into SBURB headfirst, probably without reading the manual.

Player 1: 

Name: Giacinto  Kaname 

Gender: Male  

Age: 13 

Guardian:  nurse Mom ( madoka kaname) 

Design: Giacinto  is  light fair skinned, he has short spiky pink hair with coral pink eyes, he wears a white shirt with bright pink stripes on the front, his shirt symbol is a coral pink colored rabbit face that is smiling, he has long bright pink sleeves & wears bright pink jeans with white socks & pink sneakers 

Personality: Giacinto  himself is cheerful sweet, genuine, & nice, & positive, but isn’t afraid to put his foot down & do what’s right for himself & the others, he’s altruistic to a fault & is self sacrificial but has an slight selfish streak. 

Likes: sweets, tending to injured animals, talking to his friends, zoology, medical info & trivia, 

Dislikes: rude people, 

Moon: Prospit 

Fetch Modus: medical kit 

Strife specibus: dartkind 

Classpect: Saint of Tranquility  

SBURB land: land of lotuses & scales  (LOL&S) 

Chathandle: lapinSpecialist  (LS) 

Typing quirk: using tons of  kawaii Kaomojis like ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ (˶˃𐃷˂˶) ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ 

Patron troll & love interest: Sollux Captor   

Giacinto  Kaname x Sollux Captor shipname: Dualpeace

Giacinto Kaname’s quadrants 

Moirail: Terezi Pyrope 

Matesprit: Sollux Captor 

Auspitice: between Terezi & Vriska 

Kismesis: none

Character intro:

>>> Be the sweetest boy you know.

Your name is Giacinto  KANAME. You have a passion for ZOOLOGY and a collection of MEDICAL TRIVIAthat would make a hospital administrator sweat. Your room is a chaotic but clean sanctuary of STUFFED ANIMALS and REAL INJURED CRITTERS you have nursed back to health, much to the chagrin of your NURSE MOM, who you love dearly despite her busy schedule. You are ALTRUISTIC TO A FAULT, often forgetting to eat because you were too busy helping a pigeon with a broken wing, though you do possess a SLIGHT SELFISH STREAK when it comes to the last strawberry shortcake in the fridge.

When you aren't playing doctor, you are chatting with your best friends online, usually drowning them in a sea of EMOTICONS and KAWAII KAOMOJIS. You have a deep-seated need to see everyone happy, but people shouldn't mistake your kindness for weakness; you aren't afraid to PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN when a bully rears their head. Your interest in CLASSICAL INSTRUMENTS—a trait your friends  teases you for—often fills the halls with piano music. Today is a big day, and you are ready to jump into action, armed with your MEDICAL KIT and a heart full of hope.