mister parsnips blog

if you are imagining

the dweedle eedle dwee

bwa bwahhh bwa

from the good the bad and the ugly

bold of you to assume

you can install the rug

Best Person

Best Person

im such a good boy

look at me being all distinguished

and soggy

i am a yoga dog i guess

i am BACK

and i have trapped Zoomies Person

this is our crispmis tree now

i peed on it

so its ours

today i learned that underpants

while delicious

are not edible

and then they put a grabber on your mouth

and shave your belly and put goop on it

and hold you upside down

and poke your skin

and you know what i will probably still eat underpants

i was promised an overlook

but the bushes are too tall

afterwards

Best Person told me

its about time

ive been waiting for this

i do not have a picture

but i do have terrible news

i was going walkies

and there was a little feather ball on the ground

like a present just for me

and it was moving

and i caught it

and it was warm

and feathers

but Best Person MADE ME LET IT GO

i am so sad

and it was going to be so

so

no i will

not

walk

through the big cronchy pile

no matter how many treats

does this log want to play with me

DOES THIS LOG WANT TO PLAY WITH ME

i keep asking

Best Person

i know youre holding out on me

cmon Best Person

dyou think Visiting Person

would notice if i just

very stealthy like

stole the Amazing Thing

i love a good chew stick

i know its dark

and cold

and veryvery late

but i dont suppose