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” get outta my morgue!!!”

i’m the mortician. a lot of folks call me morty for simplicity’s sake. i’ve worked at the hospital a long while, and i’ve seen things.

i don’t appreciate anomalies coming around my morgue. it’s distracting and quite frankly a waste of my time to deal with.

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Hello

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I forgot my question sorry

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Do you,

Whats your daveorite color

uhhhh

i like orange i guess. but not if its too bright.

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mistermortician

"hii....do you perhaps have any corpses you'd spare meat from, mortician...?"

an anomaly asking for food. huh.

[ — @observantserval ]

NO? NO I DONT? GET OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!

observantserval

"plleeease."

mistermortician

NO!!! MY MORGUE MY RULES

#{ “ what the hell does that mean!?” . asks }#<- took me a second to realize this was just the asks tag and was giggling uncontrollably because #'what the hell does that mean?!' fits this so well #<< yeah yr right #art alexakis predicted this #{ “ sometimes i dont wanna understand her. “ . ic interactions }

"hii....do you perhaps have any corpses you'd spare meat from, mortician...?"

an anomaly asking for food. huh.

[ — @observantserval ]

NO? NO I DONT? GET OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!!!!

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i just finished cleaning my morgue, hope NO ANOMALIES COME IN.

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INTRO POST

This is an Animal Hospital oc roleplay account!!

Just know that this will revolve around my AU, so if something I say doesn't align really with something you believe or something that's canon, be aware that this is all my AU!!

This is also a self ship blog, so if you see me referring to Intern/Jaelyn in a romantic way, do not be surprised!! With this being said, interact with caution (or not at all) if you don't wanna see that pls!

Assistant/Syncere goes by They/Any pronouns, and are an anomaly (though they're unconscious in their anomaly form, they're still aware that they do become one). They also have bad bipolar disorder.

ok that is IT goodbye:3

#pawsomesauce blog!#{ “ she lost her focus in the sun! “ . ooc }

nit-n-saltine-grey-qna

Hey nurse in training? What kind of bat are u?

#Anotha fruit bat!!!!!#{ “ she lost her focus in the sun! “ . ooc }

*runs right up to the mortician’s face*

“Do you know what else is an anomaly?”

*explodes immediately after saying that*

-5 sanity: exploder

WHATTHE HELL GET OUT OF MY MORGUE YOU EXPLOSIVE BASTARD!!!!!!!!! OW!!!! THAT HURT YAKNOW!!!!

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thebiggestdeerpostor

I've noticed an increased trend of employees throwing patients that faint or patients that they just don't want to deal with in the trash. Could they not have just given those to me first? Actually, maybe I should just throw the patient that needs heart surgery in the trash since I always mess surgery up lately, and they will just die anyways.

mistermortician

im the mortician why dont they give them to me

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