*un-babels your tower*

*trying to explain an alfajor to foreigners* "it's like if a cookie contained the entire world

Imagine a cookie. Now imagine two cookies. In between them? Anything your heart desires. And then cover it in chocolate so that it has a sturdy structure. Imagine a hamburger but if it were sweet and perfect and pure of heart

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

the situation with harry potter is kind of unprecedented in some ways imo because it is maybe the largest media franchise in history to be created & owned by a single person who still has direct creative control over it. who is also a billionaire with significant cultural/political influence. like the usual "no ethical consumption under capitalism" type excuses shatter on impact when the bigoted author in question is logging onto twitter every day saying explicitly that when you buy the tim hortons ravenclaw donut she is using your donut money to fund the genocide of trans people. like with big franchises usually there's at least a little more diffusion of responsibility than this

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend