A Whore's Guide to Gotham

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well duh, we’re younger and blonder so we’re guaranteed to be fabulous.

i’m pretty sure you forgot better looking!

that was implied. of course we're better looking i mean look at us

+ missgonightly

reblog if your muse is a flirtatious little shit.

no, i’m much younger and skinner than my beloved mentor.  no offense to her, of course.

Didn’t know Selina had adopted a protege (with an attitude, meow), but hey, you learn something new every day. I’m Batgirl. Do I—uh—call you Catgirl?

you do, interestingly enough.  i know, super creative.

Good news is, we’re about 200% cooler than the original Bat and Cat by default. Mainly because I’m not a stuffy old man. And you seem less uptight than kitty senior.

well duh, we're younger and blonder so we're guaranteed to be fabulous.

+ missgonightly

no, i’m much younger and skinner than my beloved mentor.  no offense to her, of course.

Didn’t know Selina had adopted a protege (with an attitude, meow), but hey, you learn something new every day. I’m Batgirl. Do I—uh—call you Catgirl?

you do, interestingly enough.  i know, super creative.

no, i'm much younger and skinner than my beloved mentor.  no offense to her, of course.