miss.eighties

forehead tattoo that says "the consequences of not checking your email are always bigger than the consequences of checking your email"

I checked it. I just didn't act on anything

I don't know why but this makes me think of myself trying to perform being a lawyer

I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense

you know when you get Autism Mad. like something happens in a non-ideal way and in your brain you know it literally doesnt matter but in your other more autistic brain youre like screaming & scrying & shitting the bed etc. i think you should be able to go into settings and opt out of that. i have better things to get upset about than failing to put up a decoration on the optimal day or being too stubborn to solve a problem via simple communication

the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here

It's like going alone to a goth party. You feel lonely and uncomfortable then you suddenly realize everyone is lonely and uncomfortable and you get to dance turned to the wall