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If Folgers made commercials for moms

When the best part of waking up...

...is eggs sneezed in to your mouth from your baby.

#i need wine #i need coffee #parenting #kids are weird #kids are messy #messy parenting #it's how i roll #funny #but i love it

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Two types of moms

There are two types of mom's at the play structure:

The mom's who follow their kids in the uncomfortably low 2 feet tunnels, and the mom's who sit on the side, eating their kids crackers and drinking canned wine through a bendy straw.

#no regrets #i'm the second one #i need wine #parenting #kids are weird #funny

Sleepless nights: a mom's haiku

Why am I awake?

For the love of god, child: sleep

I just have to pee.

#i wrote this at 2 am #parenting #funny #please sleep #i need wine

Hee hee whoo

Expectant mothers should take lamaze breathing classes from toddlers trying to hide the fact they're pooping.

#parenting #pottytraining101 #boymom #kids are weird #funny #i need wine

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