What You Forgot You Said

I wouldn't even just say that it's enough to feed a third world country, I would say it's actually the size of a third world country. Like, biodiversity and surface area and everything.

We just have armies of dead dinosaurs doing our menial house tasks.

I mean, rotting asparagus is pretty bad, but cursed ocean butter is dank...

This one still smells a little like cat urine mixed with dirty laundry that's been sitting in the wash for a while. Oh, wait. No. THIS one smells like dirty laundry.

Hannah R: Wow! I didn't realize that Gabe was a human, I thought he was a giant piece of trash.

Are you wearing your liar pants?! Why would you bring your liar pants on trail, Hannah?!

Well, speaking from experience, if you have enough gin, it does a good job at eliminating just about everything from your system.

Well my pleasure about throwing money at medical things is about equal with walking into walls.

Devan S: It's a cheap-ass clock.

Brady M: Hey! Don't throw my stuff on the ground! Would you do that to your mother's stuff?!

Sometimes I hit the emoji button instead of the punctuation button, and then instead of like, comma, it's like, train train train police car!

We'll put alarms on your feet, and if you're not at a certain place in time, little saws will start cutting into your ankles...

Hey, at least all I ate for lunch was bananas, so the gastrointestinal problems won't be now. They'll just be later... Don't hang out near me at the party.

I'm in the sixth seed?! Hell yeah, that's not even last!

Actually Karen was the best person to get lost with, because she just happened to have twelve bagels in her backpack that she forgot about.

I don't think I've ever been sold a product, and made to feel like an asshole at the same time.

Anne F: I really don't like jelly beans, like they are probably the thing I would eat last in the world. So I'm glad you exist, so it can balance it out.