Schemer, I credit you for the fine luck we've had on this glorious day! Thank you for casting misfortune away from my side!
Oh this is no trouble indeed. I have instead cast the misfortune onto myself.
I am now Ill with a plague of some sorts.
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@misfortunateschemer
Schemer, I credit you for the fine luck we've had on this glorious day! Thank you for casting misfortune away from my side!
Oh this is no trouble indeed. I have instead cast the misfortune onto myself.
I am now Ill with a plague of some sorts.

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do you like soup?
Yes.
Get consumed oh scheming one
:(
every day can be April fools if you're brave enough (like me!)
But the previous case of me committing various foolishness and schemes, it has resulted in a hospital visit.
Can we make the entirety of April into April fools month? I must commit more pranks and quite possibly Schemes, however I cannot play it as an April Fools joke and will instead be absolutely obliterated and pulverized into a pile of ash and dust.
One day is far too little time.

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Schemer, we miss you terribly.. how art thou?
Ah thank you my dear fellow. I am quite well, I've to plan my next post.
what art thou's fan art boundaries?
I must say, must remain a rat man, must be the schemer, and if its even possible no gender bending (just because there is a character backg reason). Also color scheme [get it?] must stay :)
I don't have too much experience writing these so be warned some stuff may change in the future!
Lmk any questions you have :D
oh great and wonderful schemer
please grant me the motivation to finish my work while the night is young
thank you
Do it.
Let's give a BIG round of applause for my computer which decided to corrupt the entirety of the video I was going to post today.
I will post little clips of things if it saves as shorts, however don't expect a video anymore

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romance between those removed from the binary? What is your stance on this, scheming overlord?
Along with every other inquiry regarding the love lives of all beings, it is perfectly fine. I must say I am not an overlord as well.
.dear schemer, we have been visited by a giant scary spider on our desk and are choosing to believe that this is your doing.
.sincerly, we are so fuckgindg scaredf
[tone of message, silly, tinged with real fear]
Do not be frightened young one, the misfortunate finding of an arachnid mustn't cause too much anxiety. Although indeed, it was my doing, it is only a balance I must keep.
With Sincerest Apologies,
T.S.
to continue the saga.. het?
.ON IT BAWSE o7
AGHHHHHHH
to continue the saga.. het?
hey man *rubbing my oily hands into your face* wyd... hey btw *accidentally pokes your eye* oops sorry, anyways hey i was just wondering have you been *smears ketchup on the front your suit* sorry late breakfast... have you been keeping up with cigarettes.com ? let me *hacks grossly* know ok
oh hey i was wadahdafewads a ow ow oh aw my suit man cmon, ugh. i have not lately. let me check up on cigarettes.com I'm sure there are many interesting things on cigarettes.com.
I daresay FeAr i think this might have done a number on your suit.

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The scene with Poke basically coming to terms with their own mortality was VERY GOOD... but it was also very funny that it was directly contrasted with some nonsense happening in chat.
Family friendly version that I made to post in Discords that don't get to see that word below the cut!
I am quite intrigued by this artistic piece, and it shall be added within my collection of photographs.
dude you’re a billionaire that’s so sick
Indubitably my dear fellow. I am quite wealthy. The Billionaires Club is a wondrous part of my life.