Captain Torres.

I realize that you’re trying to reason with me, and you’ve made your point, but there’s very little I can do about it. You’re just going to have to close your eyes, take a big bite of that cake, and hope for the best. Oh, it’s not just you that I’ve been observing. Every person here has gotten a fair share of my attention. I just noticed that you were more reluctant to comply to the rules and regulations than others, even if you don’t generally make a big show of it. Well, thanks, I think? There was a hint of a compliment in there somewhere, I’m sure of that. If you skip these sessions, you and I both get in trouble. Just keep that in mind before you decide to act recklessly. 

Sorry if I’m pushing this, I just wanted you to understand even if it was only slightly. Very little? As in you can do something about it? I don’t care what it is, even if it’s minimal, but I would like some sort of help. I know it’s not for the best, that’s the point. Now I don’t feel all that special, here I was thinking I was something to be watched, but now you’re telling me you do it to everyone, it’s a shame. You sure you didn’t pay attention to me just a little more? Making a big show would cause a scene, a scene that isn’t needed. Though, that doesn’t mean I’m going to willingly do everything I’m told. It was a compliment, I would’ve been more direct if it wasn’t seen as inappropriate. Fine, no skipping. But I’m only doing it for your benefit not mine.

Maybe that’s because you’re not participating enough. I’ve been observing you for quite some time now, and you’re the least enthusiastic of the bunch, which is saying a lot when you really think about it. To be frank, there’s no point in coming to me about these issues. You’d be better off discussing that with the manager. My only job is to make sure that you don’t skip any sessions or activities so that you can get your money’s worth. 

What’s the point in participating? I don’t enjoy it, and it doesn’t make sense for me to do something that I don’t like. If you hated cake and some was placed in front of you, would you eat it? But, why have you been observing me? I’m probably the least interesting person around here, I don’t see the point in picking me out of the crowd. Well.. you might not be the person to talk to about these things, you’re still nicer than most of these people. I’d skip if I knew where to go instead of these sessions, honestly.

Of course it would. Haven’t you ever seen Little Nicky? I do, sorry. No, I suppose you’re on the wrong side. Okay fine, well then you won’t mind leaving the room because I’ve already blown off my date, instead it’ll be me and a large pizza. Have fun on your Saturday night, Torres.

Yes, I have, but I don't think that actually pertains to your current situation. I guess you shouldn't be sorry, everyone has their ambitions, right? I'm most definitely on the wrong side, that's pretty evident though. Why'd you blow off your date for the night?..

Does that make me royalty of some sort? It was a joke, Torres. You know, haha? I’m not that loud, nor do I sound so annoying with my pleasure moans. Look, how about I blow off my Saturday night day and spend the night with you instead? Will that make this any better for you, your majesty?  Really. I’ll buy pizza, what do you want on it?

Would it really matter if you were royalty if you were in hell? I'm sorry that I couldn't tell, you take your.. pleasures seriously most of the time. You do sound so annoying, bu you're on the wrong side of things so it's hard to notice. I think I'd rather do something else for my Saturday night. If you couldn't tell I don't exactly enjoy your company. But, thanks for the offer anyway.

I do not, I’m far from the Spawn of Satan, Adam Torres! I can put a gag in my mouth if that’ll help? I’ll have to go buy one because I’ve never had to be quiet, and being silent it just awkward. Now why would I do that? I told you I was coming home alone, happy now? But it’s Friday, so sorry your luck is probably going to run out.

I really don't think you're too far, and I'm pretty sure Satan has a seat set up for you right next to him. It'd explain a lot. Did you really suggest a gag? I don't even.. That's just... You're like a cat in heat, it's not pleasing. How people can even stand you for that long.. to do that, is beyond me, and it probably always will be.

None of the activities have any connection to the reason why you’re here. It’s just meant to while away the time, that’s all. Origami is sincerely a lot of fun when looked at in the right perspective. There’s no need to feel discourage just because you haven’t mastered the skill yet. It comes with practice. 

Well, these activities aren't really withering away any of my time here. If anything, I feel like it's being prolonged from my utter boredom. I'm not exactly looking to master my origami skill, but thanks anyway. I'd much more prefer if you let me the gym around here or something instead of forcing me into that arts and crafts workshop.