The Marvelous Misadventures of the Misc Magician

Do you have anything with that kind of texture that he can safely play with? This sounds like an understimulation issue.

Not guilty by reason of deficiency of other people’s stuff

Sounds like it's time to put child locks on the cabinets.

We’re talking about the gremlin who attempted to steal my bedside lamp. He didn’t get very far but he tried and he dragged it a couple of feet. There’s no cat proofing this cat.

I don’t get it. This blog is called “pictures of dogs” but as you can clearly see, this is a video

It’s actually hundreds of pictures of dogs shown in rapid succession

are you fucking kidding me

I don’t wanna be dramatic, but I would die for mash potato

I would take more bullets than 50 Cent for him

i was walking to ensemble class and this dhdhdkdjjdid CAR pulls up and rolls down the driver’s window and im like… right ok. and this middle aged man with a foreign accent greets me with “you know, you look really kind!” and i’m like?? thanks!? and hes like “yeah i like to say that to people who look kind. not many do.” and then he points at himself and is like “do *i* look kind to you? many people tell me i don’t!” and i’m like no you look kind to me!!? and he LAUGHS and says “well i’m actually mean!” and DRIVES OFF??????????

Petition to replace all catcalling with whatever this is

I like how one kind act can turn as person’s vibe from “the fuck you looking at?” To childish delight

Of all things to predict this…