Salem

blogging about him isn’t enough. i need to bend him over a table

Werewolf boyfriend that just completely melts and turns into a big puppy whenever you massage his ears <3

you know how sometimes you see a shape from a distance and hope it's a cat or other small pettable animal. but it turns out to be just a plastic bag or something. well that's sort of what just happened to me, except for some reason i decided it must be a gargoyle statue someone had decided to abandon on the side of the road. so i think i may have just had a truly unique human experience.

Please please please let me hunt you down I promise I’ll only kill and eat you a little please please please

I just think it’s romantic to be possessive over someone’s death. No one gets to kill you but me. I want to hold you as you die. Your last breath should mingle with mine. I want your blood on my hands because I’m the one that spilled it.