(ダーク王.)

One? She’s more than just a Tumblr stoic, she’s actually very funny and witty and unserious. She’s an artist and a really good cook. She almost went to culinary school after completing graduate school and I still think she should. She’s taken classical French cooking courses and had happy tears after meeting Grant Achatz. She’s one of the few people I know that has accomplished every goal she’s set for herself. She’s hardheaded and stubborn but somehow still open-minded and forgiving. Her take on English dialect is very unique so when she speaks you have to listen carefully sometimes to understand what she’s trying to convey because her sentence structure can be unusual. She’ll fuck up a bag of Sour Skittles. She was approached on Instagram to be on a popular Netflix dating show and we begged her to do it because she’s beautiful but unsettling so it would be hilarious. She plans to publish something in the next 2-5 years which is in the works and I doubt you’ll ever guess what it is. She’s the cleanest person I know, she literally vacuums her condo at least once a day. She has two weird boy street cats. She’s been diagnosed with lupus and has been seriously ill several times in the past three years. She is a remarkably fast reader in terms of ability to retain information and relay it verbatim and has tested for total recall. She took apart her dryer one time and put it back together without a manual successfully as a bet. Alyssa isn’t her real name and I’m burnt out hearing it. She’s really big into raves and hard techno. She’s learning how to dj. She’s probably done more hallucinogens than you. I’ve only seen her cry twice and I’ve only seen her actually angry once. Despite not having the best emotional exterior her interior world is rich and complex and very colorful which is demonstrated in her writing and painting. She watches Food Network to relax. She barely ever sleeps. I don’t know anyone who can drink more and still act perfectly sober. Idk. There’s so many cool and funny and humanizing things about her no one knows or seems to care about. Being around her is a treat and I’m lucky

she hates you

I’m very well aware it’s not but the bio + pinned are pretty much copy paste formatting to Alyssa’s Claymore blog so the question is valid

No, I only know of two RP blogs and she’s not active. @anikhtos & @absout

Professionally? Neuropsychological testing/diagnoses and she’s getting a second advanced degree in philosophy I think maybe to teach down the line. She also does art gallery management as a hobby because it doesn’t pay for shit. Personally? Idk tons of weird but fun stuff