Welcome To The Terror Dome

ham and sneeze sandwich

very skilled at having a headache

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

I can give you butterflies or anger issues, it's all on you baby

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

don’t like it when I’m about to board a plane to America and discover it just came from there not one hour ago and is getting sent straight back, like please put this girl in the stables and give her some oats, rub her coat till it shines, she’s earned a rest

Also there's the fact that having just escaped America, she has to return to America.

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

I was telling my sister I was watching a gay hockey show and she said “Big Time Rush?!?”

They don't tell you that consistently taking care of your hair is literally the hardest thing in the world

keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin or whatever limp bizkit said