Whatever you say, sunshine~

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

stardust (2007) really has everything. murder. mayhem. witches. gay pirates. unicorns. true love. claire danes. blond henry cavill before blond henry cavill was cool. subtle but wildly inappropriate jokes. a beheading. a lost princess. a running commentary of sarcastic ghosts. and more murder.

"the seekers would flirt like birds!" WRONG. the CONSTRUCTICONS would flirt like birds. One of them gets a crush on you and they all immediately get together to build you a house

If a Constructicon ever 'harmlessly' asks you what your 'dream home' would look like, do not fall for it. The others will already be threatening human officials into granting them planning permission

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

Idiots

Insta killstreak

mutuals to meow with..