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It's not even satire at this point

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I don’t care if Monday’s yuck
Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck
Thursday maybe eat a duck
It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck
Democrat Ro Khanna cited a 2025 study that estimated more than 14 million people could die without USAID resources by 2030

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you are weak of mind and horny of spirit
Kyle forcing you to keep eye contact with him as he sinks into you. Hes got you on top so he can so he can watch you. Loves watching your eyes widen ever so slightly as his cock makes itself at home. Loves the small twitch your body gives when he rubs against your cervix. Love hearing your mewls when he thrusts up into you.
Loves it when you cry out his name as he plants his feet and lets you have it, your body bouncing the perfect view.
"An injury against one is an injury to all" until a marginalized person points out a microaggression or you need to take some personal responsibility to protect others from airborne illness.
People pretending covid is nothingburger are literally doing exactly this:

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hot take comments like "I hope I get cyclosporiasis I want to lose 10 lbs" are not only obvious fatphobia but also part of mass illness normalization that has been an ongoing effort since 2020 to minimize the dangers of disease and infections
They want to act like high levels of sickness whether it be airborne or foodborne are normal and not the responsibility of agencies like public health or food safety regulation so they can get away with dismantling them.
"No one's going to die," they say. Factually incorrect and honestly we don't have good data on what a society that's normalized explosive diarrhea looks like, but y'all have an idea what the cholera era looked like, right?
Mass disease is not normal and preventable. One of the number one causes is how large agricultural companies refuse to treat their employees like humans: people picking the food you eat don't have bathrooms, so when they get sick, they're left with a choice to shit their pants and get back to work or squat in the field and get back to work. I know which I'd choose in their shoes...
Mass illness isn't just a public health issue, it's a workers' rights issue and more!
young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album
and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details
(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it
Assortment of bee's getting confused by door cams and attempting to pollenate them
"they'll always be gringues before they're black, before they're disabled, before-"
That's crazy, because you wanna know a specific moment where someone being Black clearly mattered more than being an American? At the World Cup, where IShowSpeed was called racial slurs on live TV. Over soccer. Once again, the situation which kickstarted this conversation.
Clearly his being American did not stop them from very comfortably calling him a monkey! I wonder what they saw about his identity first that made that happen 👀 I wonder what sort of society one must be raised in, in order to call someone a racial slur so comfortably 👀 But you know, apparently white supremacy can only be called out in the United States.
Anyway, every single response to this situation has sounded like this to me
Y'all want us to believe this is about anti-imperialism and not racism so bad, as if antiblackness globally is not a huge factor in the imperialism you claim to be fighting against 😭 like, give it up, you are fooling no one but yourselves fighting this one
And what's wild is no one has denied the original racism, either. No one has pulled a "this isn't normal here". Barely acknowledging it, actually. It's been the ongoing equivalent of "yes this is racist, but you're making white supremacy here WORSE by TALKING ABOUT IT! You aren't even FROM HERE! Why don't you bring up OTHER PEOPLE'S RACISM" 🙃 And meanwhile I bring up other people's racism all the time. The US' racism most of all. It's just that I also brought up theirs this time, too. Grievous sin.
idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

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seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.
Five Times Simon Riley Almost Said "I Love You" + bonus :3
1. After a nightmare
You slowly stir when you feel the mattress dip beside you. Simon thinks you're asleep, not surprising considering you're playing the part fairly well.
He had quietly checked every window after another nightmare and made sure to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door. And when he crawls back into bed, you mumble. "Is everything okay?" he blinks, mainly because he didn't expect you to be awake, partially because your voice sounded so soft like that.
"...Yeah." he huffs out, getting comfortable before taking your hand in his. His thumb brushes over your knuckles, his gaze lingering for a moment. "You know I-"
"-should go back to sleep."
2. Getting groceries
You two have been in this aisle for approximately seven minutes. Arguing over cereal over all things. Apparently the cereal he chose was too bland, and apparently yours was too sweet.
"You're impossible." he rolls his eyes, but it lacks any real bite to it. In response, you stick your tongue out at him and blow a raspberry. The audacity. Except he stares for a second too long, and he doesn't know if the fluorescent lights above them were frying his brain but he almost cracks a smile.
"I-you.." he paused. "Forgot the milk."
3. Before Deployment
He was already dressed, mask on and gear ready. You fix the collar of his jacket, fingers staying a moment too long. His voice is quiet, not the usual—the heavier kind. "If anything happens.."
"No." You don't let him finish. "Listen–" you shake your head even more firmly. "No." He sighs, at your stubbornness and because he knows that you're both lying to each other.
He rests his forehead against yours. "I lo—" Except duty calls, and it always wins. "Lock the doors after I leave."
4. In the hospital
It wasn't anything life-threatening, thank goodness.
A concussion, broken ribs, probably a stab wound somewhere. What mattered the most to you was the fact that he was still there, even if he was still half-asleep from the medication.
"I love you." you whisper, thinking he wasn't awake. Then— "I know." Not because he doesn't feel it, god knows he does so much that it hurts. But because if he says it back, it can be another thing he can lose.
5. The ring
Not a proposal. Just browsing around on the rare occasions where you and Simon could actually go out together. He stopped walking when he sees you trying on rings as a joke.
"They suit you." The salesperson laughs. Simon can't stop staring, because all he can see is years. Gray hairs. Sunday mornings spent on the porch. A life he was never supposed to survive long enough to have.
He reaches for your hand silently, thumbs tracing the silver band of the ring. "Let's-" his throat tightens when he feels the coldness of the metal. "...go home."
Bonus!
It wasn't anything dramatic.
Just a small cardboard box, some paperwork. In it were dog tags, a stained folded mask, the watch you had bought him last Christmas.
Price clears his throat, snapping you back to reality. "He wanted you to have these." he says, not looking at you. How could he?
You see it. Inside the box, there was a receipt. Months ago, way before he even got deployed. From the jewelry store you went to. Just one item, paid in full, never collected.
a/n: ok i wrotr this like half asleep yolo u guys have this idk i hate this format