Miriam Gato

Lmao bye!!! 😂😂😂😂

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Always reblog Alexander Hamilton the tomcat.

Er...I guess definitellytella

DAMN IT! IT´S JUST A BAY TREE  (Laurus nobilis) LEAF! IT IS A SPICE.   If you really wanted answers, you should have asked directly on the counter, they would have told you it is Mediterranean.  But it is good you are complaining. Now you know it´s not an accident. Chipotle: educating people. :)

When you’re not straight, dating is a lot like trying to get a job: either you try online or get a referral from a friend

omfg its true

Straight dating can be that way too, especially if you’re not outgoing

Okay but like you can literally walk to the grocery store and find your potential mate without fear of judgement or being harmed. I can’t just walk into a Home Depot and shout “anybody queer in here?” So yeah

Who the fuck goes to home depot to find a partner

The Lesbians™

“ I can’t just walk into a Home Depot and shout “anybody queer in here?” I wouldn´t count that technique out :)  

tragic

Mic drop.

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