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🖤Mire🖤

@mireya-808

¡hi! 🍅

125 posts

Jun 7

Hey, is it okay that I send u a message? / or u send me one?

Yes that's okay... go ahead :)

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Jun 3

Happy Pride Month, everybody!

🖤🤍🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Jun 2

cranberry-branflakes

which heart did you get when you liked this post?

rainbow flag

lesbian flag

gay flag

bisexual flag

pansexual flag

asexual flag

aromantic flag

transgender flag

non binary flag

intersex flag

Voting ended onJun 8

when reblogging, please add the pride tags I've included! if not, anybody liking your reblog will only see regular tumblr hearts :)

🌈

#pride month #pride #lesbian #gay #bisexual #pansexual #asexual #aromantic #trans #nonbinary #lgbtq+#intersex

May 28

who's packing me lunch

May 25

ineffablehusbandsshipper

being a good omens fan who turned into a my chemical romance fan feels like taking a pilgrimage to the motherland

OMG THIS IS SO ME

(but I liked MCR before Good Omens even though I knew them before)

BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER, I LIKE BOTH

#my chemical fucking romance #good omens #ineffable husbands #my chemical romance #mcr #AZIRAPHALE I LOVE YOU #🤍🪽

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May 21

rainbowhyperfixation

It’s the Michael Sheen crying portion of the behind the scenes video. 🥺💗🫠

😭🖤

#michael sheen #good omens #good omens 3

May 21

sleepymagician19

Wait hear me out

May 20

Hey, how are you Mireya? :)

Hello 👋, good thanks :)

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

thesarcasticmechanic

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

thesarcasticmechanic

"go kill yourself"

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

thesarcasticmechanic

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

thesarcasticmechanic

"fine. Let me rephrase"

"i CAN and WILL kill myself if you keep this up"

"leave me alone"

Baird, I think it's a little strange that you want to kill yourself, but if that's what you want

thesarcasticmechanic

"why do you support me"

"why did I even go on tumblr-"

"I'm going to bed"

How do you manage to sleep so much? Anyway, sleep well, Sleeping Beauty HAHHAHAHA

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

thesarcasticmechanic

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

thesarcasticmechanic

"go kill yourself"

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

thesarcasticmechanic

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

thesarcasticmechanic

"fine. Let me rephrase"

"i CAN and WILL kill myself if you keep this up"

"leave me alone"

Baird, I think it's a little strange that you want to kill yourself, but if that's what you want

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May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

thesarcasticmechanic

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

thesarcasticmechanic

"go kill yourself"

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

thesarcasticmechanic

"YOU KNOW I ACTUALLY MIGHT"

I must remind you that there is a "might" and not a "can".

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

thesarcasticmechanic

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

thesarcasticmechanic

"go kill yourself"

Why don't you do it, Nanny Baird?

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

thesarcasticmechanic

I USED THE WRONG ACCOUNT GODDAMNIT

Now that's what I call being angry, a great example to follow, Baird. HAHHAHAHAHAHA

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

thegrandmasterhaytham

"the fuck did you just call me?"

"I'm gonna throw you through a window"

HAHAHAHAHA I want to see that

#damon baird #nanny Baird

May 19

I'm back again.

Still stay away from me, but I'm here to ask:

If Umbrella or Tricell never existed, would you ever consider staying with S.T.A.R.S? Maybe even the RPD in general?

- ⚙️

( @thesarcasticmechanic )

There is a chance I would.

I still have you as the first person on my list, by the way. You will not run away. You can keep fleeing, but you cannot hide.

thesarcasticmechanic

"NO MAN- LET ME WORK IN PEACE- IM FEEDING YOU REVENUE AND QUESTIONS FOR YOUR FOLLOWERS *sob*"

Sigh. Fine. I am putting you as the second person on the list. Do not mistake my mercy for pity in any sort of way..

thesarcasticmechanic

"yeah uhhhaaa I'll be in my workshop now"

Oh, and stop weeping through text. Not only you sound pathetic, but also 'cringe' and childish...

thesarcasticmechanic

"hahaha you're funny."

Ugly.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you wanna play that game? Fine."

"look who's talking Whiskers"

What in the fuck is this abomination. Delete this. Now. And do not call me ‘Whiskers’ or I will make sure your next meal will either be your last or served through a thin, flat straw.

thesarcasticmechanic

"apologize."

Me?? Apologize? Who do you think you are, you wretched clump of mutated cells?

thesarcasticmechanic

"I'm the person who will torture you with degenerate pictures of you I found on the Internet!"

"I.. can do a LOT. Worse"

You are back as the first person on the list and as the priority. I am coming for you right now. Hide while you still can.

thesarcasticmechanic

"Jokes on you I already masked my tail"

"but fine, I'll put another down until you own up to the fact you cannot handle this"

"or you apologize, your choice ;D"

The dog mechanic. Or sarcastic dog. Suits you more.

thesarcasticmechanic

"JOKES ON YOU I LOVE THAT PHOTO :D"

Pathetic. Utterly pathetic. Why do I even waste my time on a cretin like you. 7 minutes have already passed. Kill yourself in my favor.

thesarcasticmechanic

"see I was gonna say go KYS but then I realized-"

"also I know you got an ego problem, you just reblogged another post that said 'i love myself too'"

"don't think I don't keep tabs on you Whiskers."

Stalker. But makes me feel kind of special.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you're just proving my point-"

"I'm getting alcohol, speaking of which you drink alcohol? If so what kind?"

If something tastes good and fits my requirements, then I do.

thesarcasticmechanic

"you actually don't know how vague that is"

"You seem like a wine person-"

"I have wine- admin drinks that shit too much"

"you want some?"

"gonna mail it to you from an unknown address in a plastic bag*

I do not need nor require gifts from mortals like you.

I have my own.

thesarcasticmechanic

"it's aged really well!"

"fine your loss"

"more for her"

Nanny Baird, I've never seen you angrier than that

#damon baird #damonbaird

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May 19

Why am i SICK AGAIN

"GOOGLING HANTAVIRUS SYMPTOMS. YOU KNOW. JUST IN CASE"

HAHHAHAHAHAHA

#googling hantavirus symptoms. you know. just in case #its just a cold but how could i HAVE a cold its SCALDING HOT HERE #HOWWWW DID THIS HAPPEN #tw sickness #faith squeaks 🎙.

May 13

reyadavismustdie

NO TIME FOR PROPER PHOTOS THIS IS NOT A DRILL WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING “TOMORROW”

#my chemical romance #mcr

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