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You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant…oh, fuck it.

miprendounapausa

I love Wes

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jidashia

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

Very me

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I can phil it collins in the air tonight

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blackgirlsvevo

me @ my skin : get ur shit together

metrosnoozin

my skin @ me : you first

libraryspectre

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

omega3

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

boonanasplits

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

aelx

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

poeticpines

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

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job interview

employer: so how would you describe yourself?

me, in a jean-ralphio voice: 🎶the woooooorst🎶

novexiii

Everyone thinks I’m overdramatic when I’m upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. Now THAT’S overdramatic.

twoghostsau

me

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jupitersmusings

i want this on my grave

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