some kind of weird moth

another month another one o these

buncha phenomenal art ("Dwight's Mom" is entirely conceptual at the moment but i think she looks fun) + the ever lovely @docilepillow and some freak's oc @mintakamoth

Red's birthday was April 15th, she is supposed to be 26, though the site's been up for a while and her birth year is listed, so she's been aging in the background while no one's been reading her stories cuz i haven't written them yet, i will probably change this

fun thought experiment: Absolute Patriots! no Director C or Josselin, no superpowers, they don't even work with the government! in this reality, The Patriots are the secret assassination squad of an evil and highly influential megacorporation! the idea that intrigued me being "how could the Patriots still be sympathetic if they did all the horrible stuff they narrowly avoid in the main universe?", they're hunted by an obsessive government agent (Absolute Commie King, who is a very old Russian expatriate employed by the CIA named Michael King) as they begin to think "whoah maybe we kinda suck ass?"

i wanted to include Absolute CK but he was too large and detailed

anyways read literally all of the Absolute Universe, specifically Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter!! they're peak!!!

The Toa Mata

- you don’t know what terracotta is

- you don’t know where apples come from

- you think water can reproduce in a pit

- you’re obsessed with using stairs as a roof

- you don’t know how rivers work

- you’re always going to villages

- you’re always asking the villagers for swords

- you think bones dust from plants

- your obsessed with lawn maintenance

- slender man wants you

- you think deserts have nothing in them

- you can put string on the ground if you want

- you don’t know what bedrock means