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eunbyul: lol no

eunbyul: what, do /u/ want a party when u do? 🤔

eunbyul: anyway it was literally like???? way before we knew each other

eunbyul: i didnt even have a ring

minsook: as if

minsook: if i ever say i'm going to get married feel free to shoot me lol

minsook: so what !!!! i need to know these things !!! what was his name age profession !! all the details !!!!!

eunbyul: im just following ur advice!! (◕ᴗ◕✿)

eunbyul: why have a wedding when i can just get the papers signed???

eunbyul: hmmmm

eunbyul: tbh it's not rly a secret but since its sorta related ┐(´～｀)┌

eunbyul: i almost did a couple years back in uni! was even engaged for a year i think??

minsook: don't all girls want like. a party ?? ?

minsook: uh what

minsook: you were Engaged and i wasn't aware?

chaemin: too late bunbun

chaemin: who'd you upset ????

chaemin: i swear i leave you alone for one day and you

chaemin: ugh were u drunk

minsook: wow

minsook: that's all u care about ???

minsook: ...just a client, she wasn't that important

minsook: i can't believe my own bestest friend in The Whole World thinks so lowly about me

yumi: i never said that, i just didn't realize you had any

yumi: listen here, kid. don't tempt me

yumi: i'm also confused???? because?????

yumi: i don't make threats, only promises 😉

minsook: good let's keep it this way

minsook: sorry who are you calling "kid" here? have some respect at least

jiho: i think you do!! 🤗

jiho: you know, i don't normally, but...

jiho: you're special, so i'll make an exception!

minsook: is it a good kind of special ??

minsook: or like

eunbyul: (눈_눈) that was maybe 1% of ur love and affection

eunbyul: uh...no. well except me, i'll mother myself! ᕦ(Ò_Óˇ)ᕤ

eunbyul: lol what do u even want to know

eunbyul: well i dont have a secret lover or child

eunbyul: altho now that u mention it i'll save money for school if i get married rn....

minsook: ok now you're giving me too much credit, that was my limit

minsook: not even me ???? ? rude

minsook: any dirty secrets or guilty pleasures or anything i Should know

sora: lmao

sora: wow im so happy this happened to you honestly this brightened up my day

sora: but for real

sora: lol i guess that kind of sucks for you

sora: do u wanna talk it out...lol

minsook: im glad my misfortune made your day better

minsook: and i get called a snake ??? fakes

minsook: everything i say can and will be used against me won't it

eunbyul: i give u a cool nickname and i get 'dummy'???

(ಥ﹏ಥ)

eunbyul: what ever happened to equivalent exchange??

eunbyul: he just deserves the best ok >.>

eunbyul: i guess....... if that makes u feel better in the absence of ur secret lover during these trying times

minsook: i thought of it with love & affection !!!

minsook: yes but so do you and a ton of other people

minsook: are you gonna mother them all ???

minsook: but now you know my secret...

eunbyul: (°ロ°) !!!!!! sir yes sir!

eunbyul: duh. i /am/ his roommate tho.

eunbyul: idc if he dates, i just wanna meet 'em that's all

eunbyul: do u even believe in privacy sherlock holmes-ssi??? 🤔

minsook: roommate doesn't equal nanny dummy

minsook: mhm !! all mothers say that

minsook: of course i do !! im the rightest guy out there !!

eunbyul: dude ur irl sherlock holmes

eunbyul: u should kno to expect the unexpected

eunbyul: i have all the men in gangnam on my list 🔎🔎🔎

eunbyul: most of them anyway

eunbyul: just let me give u ur cuddles ok. i can keep an eye on u that way 👀

minsook: ...what did you call me

minsook: if that's your way of getting another pet, you're doing amazing, keep it up

minsook: um you do realise you're not his mother right????

miran: oh??

miran: ok even i can admit that that was overkill on the endearment there lmao

miran: .. people who are sick, don't disrespect tea ok? it gets me through some rly bad colds

miran: uh no promises bud sorry

miran: but was there anything you wanted added?? my kitchen's basically a confectionery rn so

minsook: my tiny sweet baby angel~ 😇

minsook: ??? im sorry u have to deal with tea in your worst moments, no wonder you're so bitter

minsook: i feel like anything i ask for is going to be used against me

miran: ahh a little too late for that now dude hahaha

miran: are you feeling better though? do you have a cold or something??

miran: bc i was actually making cocoa before you sent that if you want me to bring some over?

miran: even though tea would prob be better for you rn but still

minsook: uh sorry i think i rly got the wrong number ????

minsook: did u murder my lil mimi angel and take her phone or? ?

minsook: and who the hell drinks tea that's just gross

minsook: ...i'll take your offer tho

eunbyul: knew it tbh

eunbyul: tho fr i thought it was issy for a hot sec

eunbyul: i was ready to give u the Talk

eunbyul: (; ω ; )ヾ(´∀`* )

eunbyul: but srsly u good? i may not be ur top secret canadian lover, but my arms /are/ made for cuddling!!!

minsook: ////what////

minsook: u thought. that issy n i.

minsook: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

minsook: i love him but he's Too Good for the world n earthlings u know

iseul: it won't bother me and it's not silly 😓

iseul: bad days happen, whatever it takes to make you feel better, do that 🤗 as long as it's not destructive!

iseul: but being a good friend will mean not being violent 😟😖 at least to me...

iseul: i'm sorry 😔

minsook: don't wory about me issy~~

minsook: everything is peachy !! u know i like dramatics 😇

minsook: i know but !! sometimes you have to break some rules to teach people a lesson 😈

Bonbbong: Too late. I know who you really are and I'm gonna use this as blackmail

Bongbong: Screenshot the whole thing. So now you can't tell me you don't know how to express your feelings, and love

Bongbong: I don't care if you deny. aAnyway! Come on over aand get some MClovin from mama bong.

minsook: 1st of all i was Hacked !!!!

minsook: 2nd of all !!! idk whats feelings this word doesnt exist youre lying

yumi: ...are you a child? 🤣🤣

yumi: you didn't strike me as the type, which is why i can't just forget this

yumi: plus, you're the dumbass who sent this to the wrong person

yumi: and since i'm me, i'm always going to use it against you

minsook: am i not allowed to have feelings im just a human

minsook: this is cyberbullying