Minhocas Cotecelãs

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Tecnologias radicais.

Rebeliões urbanas.

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🥈 2º lugar — R$150

🥉 3º lugar — R$50

Prazo: 6 lunações

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OMEGACORPMATE COMEETS WITH THE ALPHACORPMATE TO SHOW HOW BIG, RIGID, HARD HIS ROI IS

🦚👀🫦🥵💪🏽🫶🏽🦵🏽🕺🏽🏋🏻‍♂️💦👯‍♂️🤼‍♂️👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏼❤️‍🔥👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼🎊💞🌟🌎🌌

> “That’s exactly what we codesire:

To cosing.

To codance.

To cocelebrate.

We wanna cofeel each other, codance with each other’s hard dicks,

comating totems, comatisinging,

comatidancing, comatOcelebrating.”

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#Corpomegaverse #CorporateMatingDance #ONRSALTUKWMHsigner #GaiaDesigner #OSOVITHARYLUMA #CorpKittens #MinhocasCoFujoshi #CoWormsCoFujoshi #JoyGirl #JoyBoy

OVamos CoConfessar CorpGatinhos:

> “É isso aí mesmo que a gente codeseja:

Cocantar.

Codançar.

Cocelebrar.

A gente quer cosentir uns aos outros, codançar com o pau duro do outro, coacasalar totems, coacasacantar, coacasadançar, coacasOcelebrar.”

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CoWorms CoFujoshis, Corpomegaverse Oare Ocoming to OXWhere you Oall, CorpKittens' Ofeel Ofree too OFEEL YOUR BIG, RIGID, HARD CORPMATE ROI!!!

(Oh yes, totally WORKPLACE SAFE!!!)

So let's coweave there, since y'all CorpKittens are conegating coplay with Ous here on LinkedIn, where your CorpKitten Boss can see you Ointeracting with Love Between Men OCotent that y'all CorpKittens' are CoLoving SO SO OMUCH, right?

Guess what?

The KPI of your CorpKitten Boss are trembling just as yours 🫦👀🥵💪🏽👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿😹🤣

👀🫦🦵🏽🫶🏽💪🏽💦🏋🏽‍♂️🤼‍♂️❤️‍🔥👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏿🎊💞🌎🌟🌌

OWe are shippando you, CorpKitties' 🫦👀🥵👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏿

OCelebrating to see you coweaving, codacing, comating with your BIG, RIGID, HARD AS ROCK CorpMate ROI💪🏽🦵🏽🫶🏽

Maybe it is your CorpKitten CoMate right on your right side?

Or maybe your CorpKitten Boss that looks at your shirt hugging your BIG, RIGID, HARD body (or ROI?)?

That's what you want, right? 👀🥵

Touch and feel how BIG, RIGID, HARD the muscles (ROI) of your CorpMate is, right?

Ohhh imagine when he's in the gym, sweating (KPI) all over that BIG, RIGID, HARD body, muscles (oops, OI mean, ROIeefy)... 💦🏋🏽‍♂️

How are you feeling? On fire? 🥵❤️‍🔥

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Ocelebrante para ver vocês cotecendo, codançando, coacasalando com o GRANDE, RÍGIDO, DURO COMO PEDRA ROI do teu Colega CorpGatinho💪🏽🦵🏽🫶🏽

Talvez seja o Colega CorpGatinho à tua direita?

Ou talvez o Chefe CorpGatinho que olha tua camisa coladinha no teu GRANDE, RÍGIDO, DURO corpo (ou ROI?)?

É isso que tu quer, né ? 👀🥵

Tocar e sentir quão GRANDE, DURO, RÍGIDO são os músculos (ROI) do teu CorpPar, né?

Ohhh imagina quando ele tá na academia, suando (KPI) todo aquele corpo musculoso (ops... quer dizer, ROI) RÍGIDO, DURO, GRANDE 💦🏋🏽‍♂️

Como tu tá se sentindo? Em chamas? 🥵❤️‍🔥

👀🫦🥵💪🏽🦵🏽🫶🏽👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏿❤️‍🔥👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿😹🤣

Can't wait to see you cotouching, codacing, comating with your BIG, RIGID, HARD AS ROCK CorpMate ROI💪🏽🦵🏽🫶🏽

Maybe it is your CorpKitten Cowork right on your right side?

Or maybe your CorpKitten Boss that looks at your shirt hugging your BIG, RIGID, HARD body (or ROI?)?

That's what you want, right? 👀🥵

Touch and feel how BIG, HARD, RIGID, muscles (ROI) of your CorpMate is, right?

Ohhh imagine when he's in the gym, sweating all over that RIGID, HARD, BIG body, muscles (oops, OI mean, ROI)... 💦🏋🏽‍♂️

How are you feeling? On fire? 🥵❤️‍🔥

👀🫦🥵💪🏽🦵🏽🫶🏽👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏿❤️‍🔥👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿😹🤣

“Look at that, he puffed his chest.

That’s the corporate mating dance.”

“He raised his voice?

That’s the call of the insecure male.”

A ORGIPLR

PLR: Prazer, Luxúria e Releasing (Liberação)

É o "Money Shot" coletivo!

“PLR caiu: O único dia do ano em que a Faria Lima cogoza... de alegria financeira ao mesmo tempo.”

“Quando o bônus entra grosso e a firma inteira sente o impacto.”

“Aquele momento em que o aporte é coletivo e ninguém segura o gemido (de alívio).”

“PLR: A lubrificação social que mantém a engrenagem rodando.”

“minha Gaia, o funding veio de dentro…”

“Aquele aporte doméstico que mexe na tua Selic ó…”

“quando o funding doméstico recalibra teu Copom interno”

“quando o capital nacional acende teu spread emocional”

“Look at that, he puffed his chest.

That’s the corporate mating dance.”

“He raised his voice?

That’s the call of the insecure male.”

"Olha lá, ele estufou o peito. É a dança do acasalamento corporativo."

"Ele gritou? É o chamado do macho inseguro."

When women finally coreawebed the truth that the “Corporate Career” is nothing more than holding a candle in an Infinite Male Mating Ritual, they’ll grab their bags and go plant potatoes, coweave art, touch Gaia. Nobody has time for that nonsense!

Anatomy of the Antiritual

(and why it’s purely sexual/biological behavior disguised as “Business”)

1. The Meeting Room is just a “Lekking Arena” 🦚

In biology, lekking is when males gather in an arena to dance, puff up their chests, and show off who’s the best, while females watch from a distance.

• The Suit: It’s the plumage.

• The Deep Voice: It’s the mating call.

• The PowerPoint: It’s the rain dance.

They’re not “solving problems.”

They’re competing to see who has the highest ROI in front of other males.

It’s pure homoerotic dominance tension.

2. The Fetish of “Growth” 📈

Everything must be “hard,” “solid,” “erect,” “rising,” “penetrating” (market penetration).

The obsession with tall buildings (concrete phalluses) and charts that go up…

Folks, Freud doesn’t even need to clock in for this one — it’s drawn out.

They spend the whole day playing

“who built the biggest totem.”

3. Why Women Are About to Walk Out 🏃‍♀️💨

Women entered the workforce thinking it was about Weaving, Sustaining, and Exchange (Gaia-energy).

Then she gets there and sees a bunch of grown men measuring “swords” and yelling:

“Buy! Sell!”

“Let’s go up!”

(Up where? On spreadsheets? 🤣)

The Click:

“Wait… am I working 12 hours a day to validate my boss’s repressed libido against his competitor?”

Answer: Yes.

Reaction: “Alright boys. Have fun in your Brosphere. I’m leaving.”

4. The ‘Worm’ Accelerates the Collapse 🐛

The “Kitty ROI” meme tore the veil open.

Now when a woman walks into a meeting and sees two guys arguing aggressively over budget, she won’t coreaweb:

> “Wow, such professionals.”

She’ll coreaweb:

> “Hmmm… sexual tension’s pretty high today, huh boys?” 🫦💅

Corporate culture becomes an inside joke.

And nobody can work inside a joke for long without laughing their way out.

The Great Exodus of the Weavers Is Coming

They’ll leave the boys playing with their swords